老友记-Friends剧本（第三季）301 The One With the Princess Leia FantasyScene Central Perk, the whole gang is enteringJoey: Im tellin ya that girl totally winked at me.All: Did not, she did not wink at you. (sees that their sacred couch is occupied by strangers) .Chandler: Huh. (They all leave, dejected) Opening CreditsScene: Rachel and Monicas, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast.Ross: I have to say Tupolo Honey by Van Morrison.Rachel: Nooo Way! The most romantic song ever is The Way We Were.Phoebe: See, I-I think that one that Elton John wrote for, um, that guy on Whos The Boss.Rachel: What song was that, Pheebs?Phoebe: (singing) Hold me close, young Tony Dan-za.(Monica enters from her bedroom) Phoebe: Hi Monica!Ross: Hey Mon!Rachel: Hey Mon!(she just walks straight into the bathroom) Phoebe: Oh my God, has she slept at all?Ross: Nope.Rachel: No, its been three nights in a row.Ross: Yeah, she finally stopped crying yesterday, but then she found one of Richards cigar butts out on the terrace, so.Phoebe: Oh, okay that explains it. I got a call at two in the morning, but all I could hear was, like, this high squeaky sound, so I thought okay its like a mouse or a opossum. But then I realized where would a mouse or a opossum get the money to make the phone call.Scene: Chandler and Joeys, Joey is coming in from the bedroomChandler: Morning.Joey: Morning, hey, you made pancakes?Chandler: Yeah, like theres any way I could ever do that.Janice: (entering and singing) Monica and Rachel had syrup, now I can get my man to cheer up. (laughs hysterically) Good morning Joey.Joey: (sarcastically) Good morning.Chandler: Hey, you know what, heres a thought. Why dont you stay home from work today and just hang out with me.Janice: Oh, I wish. Look, honey, you have that report to finish, and I gotta go see my lawyer. Chandler: I can not believe that I am going out with someone that is getting divorced. Im such a grown up.Janice: (laughs) I-I-I gotta go, I gotta go. Okay, not without a kiss.Chandler: Well, maybe I wont kiss you, and then youll have to stay.Joey: (under his breath) Kiss her! Kiss her!Janice: Ill see you later, sweetie. Bye Joey.Joey: B-bye Janice. So when ya dumpin her.Chandler: Nope, not this time.Joey: Come on, quite yankin me.Chandler: Im not yanking you.Joey: This is Janice.Chandler: Yeah, I know. She makes me happy.Joey: Okay. All right. You look me in the eye and tell me, without blinking, that youre not breaking up with her. No blinking.Chandler: (looks him in the eye) Im not breaking up with her! (they stare at each other for a while, then Joey blows in his face) Scene: Rachel and Monicas, Monica is entering from the bathroom.Monica: God, look what I found in the drain.Rachel: What?!Monica: Its some of Richards hair! (holds it close to Ross) What do I do with this?Ross: Getting it away from me would be job one.Monica: Its weird, but you know what I dont wanna throw this away. I mean this is like all I have left of him, gross, drain hair. Ooh! (drops it in Rosss cereal) Phoebe: Ooh. Oh. It looks like, like a tiny little person drowning in your cereal. (Ross gives her this look, like Yeah, doesnt it, and gets up to dump it down the drain.) Monica: God, what is wrong with me.Ross: You need to get some sleep.Monica: I need to get some Richard.Rachel: Monica, you broke up with him for a reason.Monica: I know, I know. Im just so tired of-of missing him. Im tired of wondering why hasnt he called. Why hasnt he called!Phoebe: Maybe, because you told him not to.Monica: What are you the memory woman?Joey: (entering) Their not breaking up. Chandler and Janice. Their not breaking up. He didnt blink or anything.Rachel: Well, you know Im not surprised. I mean have you seen them together, theyre really cute.Joey: Cute! This is Janice! You remember Janice?Rachel: Yes, Joey, I remember, shes annoying, but you know what shes-shes his girlfriend now. I mean what can we do?Joey: There you go! Thats the spirit Im looking for! What can we do? Huh? All right whos first? Huh? Ross?Ross: Well Im thinking that Chandlers our friend and Janice makes him happy, so I say we just all be adult about it and accept her.Joey: Yeah, well call that Plan B. All right?Scene: Rosss bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bedRachel: (she leans over and kisses him on the cheek) Honey, I was wondering.Ross: Hmm?Rachel: Do you still have that, um, Navy uniform?Ross: Nooo, I had to return it to the costume place.Rachel: Hmm.Ross: I think I have an old band uniform from high school.Rachel: You remember not having sex in high school, right?Ross: Yeah.Rachel: Well honey, what about you?Ross: What?Rachel: I mean do you have any fun, you know, fantasy type things?Ross: No.Rachel: Come on you gotta have one!Ross: Nope