初恋50次 50 First Dates 中英文剧本So tell me. How was Hawaii?夏威夷好玩吗？- It was unbelievable.- Oh, yeah?-太赞了-是吗？- Well, what happened?- I met this guy.-有艳遇啦？-我遇到一个男人It was the best week of my life.那是我此生最美的一周It was just a littlevacation romance.一段浪漫的假期But he was so sweet.他好温柔He took me to all thesecool local places.他带我到好多好玩的地方We went scuba diving.我们去潜水.- Snorkeling.- Mountain climbing.-浮潜-爬山We went cliff diving.悬崖跳水Well, we got a little drunk.我们喝醉了- He gave me.- A back rub.-他帮我.-擦背We slow danced.我们深情拥舞.- in the rain.在雨中But it wasnt just about the sex.这不只是性而已He pounded me like a mallard duck.我俩没有别的关系我们俩的关系只是性的关系It ended kind of weird, though.不过结束的有点怪When I asked for his number,he said hes.我跟他要电话，他却说他.- Married.- Gay.-结婚了-是同志- Entering the priesthood.- He doesnt believe in phones.-正要投身宗教事业-他不喜欢用电话He just kind of ran away.他就这样走了You know, it was justa little fling, but.这只是段露水姻缘.I wont forget my week.但我永远忘不了他.- with Henry Roth.罗亨利- Henry Roth.- Harry.-罗亨利-小利利Harry Paratesticles.硬汉亨利- Henry Roth.- Henry Roth.-罗亨利-罗亨利- Henry Roth.- Henry Roth.-罗亨利-罗亨利Henry Roth, why didnt you tell meyou were a secret agent?亨利，为何不早说你是密探？I prefer intelligence operative,and I couldnt tell you until I knew you.“情报员”比较好听我不能随便跟你透露Well, can I call you when I land?我回去能打电话给你吗？You can call me, but I II be in Peru.I said that a little loud.行，但到时我已经在秘鲁了我太大声了Come on, thats a 187, code blue.We got the wolf sleeping at night.总部，状况野狼骑走，整夜狂飙Hes slipping his arm in the drawerand out comes the cookie jar. All clear.他从山林来越过原野跨过小溪向前行，完毕Got it?明白？Well, maybe when youget back from Peru.也许等你从秘鲁回来再打- I dont think thats an option, Lisa.- Linda.-我想那是不可能的，莉莎-是琳达I know. I changed your namefor your protection.我知道，我这是为了保护你We have to go our separate ways now.我们得分手了Well, goodbye.再见了Got it! Moving out!收到，马上来- What the hell is your problem?- Just keep going, I II give you $20.-你搞什么啊？-继续骑，我给你二十块钱- You got it. Hows your balls?- Killing me. Hit it.-没问题，你的蛋没破吧？-我痛毙了，全速前进Easy, Honah Lee.轻一点，大法师Hey, I m a person, not a seal我是人，不是海豹Well, I am a vet, not a doctor. So justhold still, or I wont give you a treat.我是兽医，我专医动物别乱动，再动就不帮你医了I know, its okay.You see that, kids?痛吧，孩子们看好了You see what happenswhen you play with sharks?跟鲨鱼玩就会有这种下场Now, why you gotta spread those lies?Sharks are like dogs.你别散播谣言鲨鱼跟小狗一样They only bite when youtouch their private parts.乱碰他小弟弟，他就会咬你Thats a good titlefor my documentary.我的纪录片可以用这标题Sharks: They Only Bite WhenYou Touch Their Private Parts.鲨鱼，碰他小弟就咬死你Or you could call it,Sharks: They Tried to Eat My Kidney.不然就用“爱吃腰子的鲨鱼”All right, enough already.You too, Willie.别笑了，你也一样，小威All of you.你们全都一样He just cast a spell on us.他对我们下咒All right. Put this on four timesa day for two weeks.一天换药四次，持续两周- You can handle that.- Whats wrong with that turtle?-你自己可以换-那只海龟怎么了？Lung problems becausehe smoked too much turtle weed.他的肺生病了因为他抽太多大麻了.which is bad for you. Right, Ula?你也一样别抽了What? I dont smoke weed.干嘛？我又不抽大麻Hey, Honah Lee? Hows that hotwahine nympho from Ohio?大情圣，那个下港来的花痴妹呢？Great. I dropped her offat the airport this morning.我今早在机场跟她分手了Come on, I need some details.拜托，说清楚一点You get some booby, some assy,a pull on your poi-poi? Come on.你摸过、爽过了？Daddy, whats a nympho?阿爸，花痴是什么？Oh. The nymphois the state bird of Ohio.花痴是花枝的一种Youre the state idiot of Hawaii.你还是大乌贼咧Here you go. Bite the fish,chew the fish, love the fish. Enjoy.没错，小威要大口吃鱼也要爱鱼- You crack me up, kamaaina.- Oh, yeah?-你真爱搞笑，大情圣-是吗？- One of these days.- Yeah?-总有一天.-干嘛？.youll show one of thosetourists such a good time.你会让来渡假的美女难以忘怀.shell wanna stay on the island.她就会想留在这岛上Why do you saymean things like that.你干嘛说这么恐怖的话？.and why is your footon my pillow?还把你的脏脚踏在我枕头上I dont want your ass on it, either.Get up! Get up!屁股也不行，起来！It could happen.这很有可能Then you wont be able to goon your boat trip to Alaska.然后你就不能驾船去阿拉斯加了Youll be stuck here, waking up next tothe same old, ugly broad, just like Ula.你会被卡在这里跟我一样娶个老母猪- Just kidding, guys.- About the old part or the ugly part?-开玩笑的啦-你是说老还是母猪的部份？Henry, come quickly!Its Jocko!医生，快来，肥仔病了！Jocko! Whats going onwith you, buddy?肥仔，你怎么了？Dont be scared.Everythings gonna be fine.别怕，不会有事的Just stay calm. All right.冷静点Willie, I dont need you to see this.Get out of here, now!小威，别看，快出去！Okay, check the temperatureof the pool Go! Hurry!检查一下池子的温度，快去！What are you doing?I meant check the thermometer!你耍宝啊？去看温度计！Give me a hand. Lets go!帮我忙，快点！Get me two fishfrom the barrel Now.帮我拿两条鱼过来- Okay.- Just hang in there.-好