近视新编双语故事 Inthepast,thereweretwonearsightedmen,Mr.AandMr.B.Theydidntadmittheywerenearsighted,butboastedabouttheirgoodeyesightinstead. Oneday,theyheardthatanewinscribedboardwastobehungupinatemple,sotheymadeanappointmentwitheachothertohaveacontestoftheireyesight.Inordertowin,bothofthemstealthilyinquiredbeforehandaboutthecharactersinscribedontheboard.Whenthedaycame,theywenttothetempleearlyinthemorning. Mr.Alookedupattheplacefortheboard,waggedhisheadandsaid:ArentthesethefourcharactersGuangMingZhengDa? Mr.Badded:Whatissostrangeaboutthat?Icanevenmakeoutthesmallcharactersonbothsides.Look,arentthesetheyear,themonth,andthenameofthecalligrapher? Thepeoplestandingnearbyallburstintolaughterandsaid:Thenewinscribedboardhasntbeenhungupyet.Wherearethecharactersyoujustread? 从前有甲乙两个近视眼他们不但不肯承认自己近视还要夸耀自己的眼力 有一天他们听说有一座庙要挂新匾于是便相约去比一比各自的眼力为了取胜甲乙两人都事先悄悄地去探听匾上所写的字日期到了两人一大早就来到庙里 甲抬头朝准备挂匾的地方看了看便摇头晃脑地说：“这不是光明正大四个大字” 乙接着说：“这有什么稀奇我还能认出两旁的小字呢！你看这不是某年某月、某某人书！” 站在旁边的人都哈哈大笑起来说：“新匾还没有挂上你们念的这些字写在什么地方呀”