409 The One Where Theyre Gonna PARTYScene: Outside Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are showing everyone the van they bought for the catering business. Its an old Dodge van, that has a cartoon woman riding on a dragon painted on the side of it.Phoebe: Okay!Monica: Come on, no peeking! (They are leading the gang out with there hands over their eyes.)Chandler: Our eyes are closed and were about to cross the street. Very good.Phoebe: Okayyyyy, open up! (They open their eyes and are stunned at the van.)Ross: What did you want to show us? Because all I can see is this bitchin van!Phoebe: Yeah, its for our catering business!Joey: I think I know that girl.Monica: All right, umm, were not gonna really keep it this way though.Rachel: No?Phoebe: No, were gonna paint over the sword, and replace it with a baguette. Rachel: Oh!Phoebe: And also, we dont know what to do with this. (She turns on a switch and the girls nipples light up.)Joey: Oh yeah, I definitely know her.OPENING CREDITSScene: Monica and Rachels, the gang is all there.Monica: (to Phoebe) Remember that guy from cooking school I told you about that put cilantro with everything?Phoebe: Oh sure, Cilantro Larry.Monica: Well, Im gonna fill in for him as food critic for the Chelsea Reporter.Monica: Wow, Monica! What an amazing opportunity to influence dozens of people.Phoebe: How could you say yes, what about our catering business?Monica: Oh no-no-no, its only one night a week, and plus I get to take all of you out for a lot of free dinners.All: Yay!Phoebe: Oh, in that case(hops up and down in joy)Yay! (Monica looks confused) That was me hopping on board.Monica: Oh.Chandler: (entering) Hey, you guys! Hey, Ross, quick question for ya. Are you ready to party?Ross: I dont know, I could maybe go out for a couple of beers, but theres this thing about bumblebees on The Discovery Channel that I was planning to watch.Chandler: No-no, I dont think you heard me. Are you ready to party?!Ross: Nooo! Gandolf?! Gandolf is coming to town?Chandler: Kathys with her parents, I have nothing to do, so tomorrow we are partying with Gandolf dude!Ross: Dude, we are sooo gonna party!Phoebe: Wow! Okay, dude alert! And who is this guy?Ross: Mike Gandolf Ganderson, only like the funest guy in the world.Chandler: Im gonna call and get off work tomorrow!Ross: Im gonna call after you!Chandler: This is gonna be soo cool, dude, we never party anymore!Chandler and Ross: Woooo!Monica: All right, were you guys smoking something in the back of our van?Joey: Really. And what do you mean you never have fun anymore? You have fun with me, remember that time we saw those strippers and you paid me 50 bucks to eat that book?Ross: Joey, you are gonna love this guy. Gandolf is like the party wizard!Joey: Well, why do you call him Gandolf?Ross: Gandolf the wizard. (Joey is still confused) Hello! Didnt you read Lord of the Rings in high school?Joey: No, I had sex in high school.Scene: Rachels office, Rachel and Sophie are sitting at their desks working as Joanna walks in.Rachel: Oh, uh, Joanna I was wondering if I could ask you something. Theres an opening for an assistant buyer in Junior MissJoanna: (interrupting) Okay, but that would actually be a big step down for me.Rachel: Well, actually, I meant for me. The hiring committee is meeting people all day andJoanna: Oh. Well, I wish I could say no, but you cant stay my assistant forever. Neither can you Sophie, but for different reasons.Rachel: God, I am so glad you dont have a problem with this, because if you did, I wouldnt even consider applying.Joanna: Really? Well, in that caseRachel: (interrupting) And thats Im so glad theres no problem.Joanna: Thats fine, actually Im on the hiring committee, so therell be at least one friendly face.Rachel: Ohh! Thats great!Joanna: You know, Junior Miss is where I started. Oh, I had to sleep with the ugliest guy to get that job.Rachel: Really?!Joanna: No-ho-ho! (pause) Yeah. (pause) I mean, no-no-no-no-no, dont you worry, Im sure with your qualifications you wont need to sleep with some guy to get that job. Although, I might need some convincing.Rachel: Well, I, ummJoanna: Kidding! God, I feel wild today!Scene: Chandler and Joeys, Chandler is getting ready to party.Chandler: Oh man! I am so excitedI may vomit!Joey: Will you calm down, hes just a human guy.Chandler: Look you dont understand, Gandolf is amazing. Yknow youre never know whats gonna end up happening, you go out for a couple of beers and end up on a fishing boat to Nova Scotia! Joey: Really?!Chandler: Oh yeah, its beautiful country up there.Ross: (entering) Hey! Okay! I got my passport, fresh socks, and a snake bite kit!Chandler: Its not gonna be exactly like last time.Joey: All right, Ill see you guys.Chandler and Ross: Whoa-whoa-whoa!Chandler: Whoa-wh-