623 The One With The RingScene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebes, Phoebe is at the sink and Chandler is looking at a ring brochure.Chandler: Pheebs, can you help me pick out an engagement ring for Monica? I cant figure this out! Its so hard! Should I get her a (turning to each page) Tiffany cut or a Princess cut or aah-ah! Paper cut!Phoebe: Now, have you told anyone else?Chandler: No, I dont want to tell anybody else because I dont want Monica to find out.Phoebe: You told me.Chandler: Well, its because I trust you, youre one of my best friends, and you walked in on me when I was looking at ring brochures.Phoebe: Yeah well, once again not knocking pays off. I only wish you hadnt been on the toilet.Chandler: Me too.(Joey and Ross enter causing Chandler to quickly hide the brochure behind his back.)Joey: Hey. (Heads straight for the fridge.)Chandler: Hey.Phoebe: Hey! So Chandler, wanna go to the coffeehouse? Chandler: Oh all right.Phoebe: Yeah, coffeehouse.Ross: Oh perfect, we were just gonna see if you wanted to go.Chandler: Oh well, we dont because we gottheother pl-place.(Joey returns with a piece of pizza as Chandler and Phoebe exit.)Ross: How rude.Joey: Oh, Im sorry. You wanna bite? (Holds his piece out for him.)Opening CreditsScene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch.Phoebe: So how are things going with Paul?Rachel: Good. Although yknow, he-hes a private guy. Yknow, I wish I could get him to open up a little bit, share some feelings.Phoebe: Thats easy! You just have to think of him as a-as a jar of pickles that wont open.Rachel: So what are you saying; I should run him under hot water and bang his head against a table?Phoebe: No thats what you do when you want to get the truth out of someone.Paul: (entering) Hi honey.Rachel: Hi!Phoebe: (To Rachel) Watch this.Paul: (To Rachel) How are you?Rachel: (To Phoebe) Okay.Phoebe: Hi Paul!Paul: Hi Phoebe.Phoebe: So how are things going with you?Paul: Cant complain.(Phoebe turns to Rachel and mimes remove a lid of a jar. Ross enters and Paul motions for Rachel to leave with him now.)Paul: (whispering) Come on.Rachel: Okay. (Gets up and starts to leave with Paul.)Paul: (To Ross) Hey!Ross: Hi!(They shake hands and their lines overlap.)Paul: Ross! Ross: Great to see you!Paul: Good to see you too!Ross: How you doing?Paul: Good. Bye! (Starts to leave.)Ross: Okay! You take care! (Ross turns his back on Paul and makes a I hate that guy face. Paul does the same thing.)Ross: Hey Pheebs, what-what was the deal with you and Chandler blowing us off before?Phoebe: Yeah! That was so weird, huh?Ross: Phoebe, whyd you do it?Phoebe: I didnt do it! It was Chandler! Hes Hes mad at you!Ross: What?! Why?!Phoebe: Please, I think you know why.Ross: I cant think of anything.Phoebe: Come on Ross, youre a paleontologist, dig a little deeper.Ross: Wait a minute, is it because Joey and I didnt invite him to that Knicks game a couple of weeks ago?Phoebe: Do you think thats something that hed be mad at you for?Ross: I guess it could.Phoebe: Well then I think thats it.Ross: Well, if hes angry, he really shouldnt just cover it up. I-I wish he would just tell me the truth.Phoebe: Oh, if thats what you want you then you really should run his head under hot water and bang his head against a table.Scene: Joey and Rachels, Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out. Paul is entering from the bathroom.Paul: Honey I made a reservation at China Garden, is that okay?Rachel: Yeah thats great. But first, wait, talk to me, talk to me. Tell me about your day.Paul: It was fine.Rachel: Okay. Hey, what are you thinking? What are you thinking right now?Paul: Im thinking that you are looking really fine it that dress.Rachel: Yeah thats great Paul, but yknow I wanna know what(Puts her hands on his shoulders)Wow, those are really great! I just wanna know what, what is behind this-this strong, silent exterior. Yknow they say that still waters run deep and I wanna swim in yours.Paul: Are you talking about having sex?Rachel: No Paul, I dont know anything about you! Yknow, like-like your childhood! Tell me about your childhood!Paul: Normal.Rachel: Okay, well then how about puberty! Come on, thats always a painful time! Yknow your friends invite you to a slumber party and then they stick your hand in warm water while youre sleeping so that you pee in your sleeping bag.Paul: Nope! That never happened to me!Rachel: Well, youre lucky you never met that bitch Sharon Majesky. Anyway, umm The rest of you life, yknow? Any regrets?Paul: Nope.Rachel: All right Paul, Im not asking for a lot here. Okay? Just give me something. Anything!Paul: Okay.Rachel: Okay.Paul: Okay.Rachel: All right.Paul: When I was six years old.Rachel: Hm-mmm.Paul: I wanted a big wheel. And instead my parents got