GoodnewsandbadnewsGood news and bad news好消息和坏消息Theres good news and bad news, the divorce lawyer told his client.离婚诉讼律师告诉他的顾客“有好消息还有坏消息。”I could sure use some good news, sighed the client. Whats it ? “我能信有些好消息，”客户叹气道：“说说吧”。Your wife isnt demanding that your future inhsntances be included in the settlement.“你的妻子没有对你未来继承的遗产提出要求。”And the bad news?“那坏消息呢？”After the divorce ,shes marrying your father“离婚后，她嫁给你父亲。”