822 The One Where Rachel Is LateScene: Central Perk, Joey is showing everyone a poster as Ross enters.Ross: Hey! What are you guys looking at?Joey: Oh, its a poster for that World War I movie that Im in, check it out.Ross: Yeah? Wow! It looks really violent!Joey: Uh-huh! I know. Im coming soon to a theater near you! Im in THX! Im unsuitable for children!Ross: Now I cannot wait to see this.Joey: Yeah, yeah, its already generating Oscar buzz.Phoebe: I started that!Joey: I thought I did! Oh hey guess what? The premiere is next week and youre all invited! (They all gasp.)Monica: Are we gonna take a limo?Joey: Sure! Why not?!Monica: Oh I love taking limos when nobody died!Rachel: Well obviously I wont be able to come, for those of you who havent checked their calendars today is my due date. Well yknow, I just want to take a moment and thank you guys for how great youve been during this time. I really couldnt have done it without you. And I have loved these last nine months! And even though I am so looking forward to the next part, I am really gonna miss being pregnant.Scene: Central Perk, time lapse, and Rachel is entering still pregnant.Rachel: Thats right, still no baby! (To Monica, Joey, and Chandler on the couch) Come on people! Please make some room!Ross: Uh sweetie, maybe youd be more comfortable here? (Gets up from the green armchair.)Rachel: You. Like you havent done enough.Ross: Look, I-I know how miserable you are, I wish there was something I can do. I mean I wish I were a seahorse. (She glares at him) Because with seahorses its the male, they carry the babies. And then also umm, Id be far away in the sea. (He sits back down.)(Rachel turns and looks at the group on the couch and they move over. Chandler measures the room theyve made with his arm and decides its not enough and they all move over again.)Rachel: God. (Sits down.) I have never been so uncomfortable in my entire life!Phoebe: Oh I know, Ive been there. I remember toward the endRachel: (interrupting her) Oh Phoebe, thats a great story. Can you tell it to me when youre getting me some iced tea? (Phoebe gets up and Rachel groans.) (To the baby) Oh God, get out! Get out! Get out! Get out!Chandler: Lets. (Everyone gets up and leaves Rachel.)Opening CreditsScene: Monica and Chandlers, Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters.Chandler: Hey! Did you have the baby yet?Rachel: Do you want me to come over there and sit on you? Cause Ill do it.Monica: What are you doing here so early?Rachel: They sent me home from work. They were like, Start your maternity leave now! Just rest, get ready for the baby. Well yknow what? Screw em! If they dont want me there, Ill just hang out with you guys.Phoebe: Or you can do volunteer work.(Joeys cell phone rings and he answers it.)Joey: Hello?Estelle: Joey! Its Estelle! Great news, I was able to get you and one guest tickets to your premiere.Joey: One guest? You told me I can have six tickets!Estelle: Well, I sold four of them on Ebay. Youll be sitting next to HotGuy372.Joey: Oh my God. So thats it?! I only get to bring one guest?Estelle: Yeah, what time do you wanna pick me up? (Joey hangs up on her.) Hello?Joey: (to Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe) Did you hear that? I only get one extra ticket to my premiere. So some how I have to pick between you three and Ross.Rachel: (overhearing that) What-what about me?Joey: You said you didnt want to go.Rachel: I dont. But I would still like to be acknowledged. What? Just because Im pregnant you think Im invisible.Joey: Definitely not invisible.Monica: Well, well Ross didnt care enough to be here, so I think hes out. You snooze you lose.Chandler: Hes not snoozing, hes teaching a class.Monica: Well then somebodys snoozing. Joey, not that this uh should affect you at all, but if you were to pick me, I was planning on wearing a sequined dress, cut down to here. (Points to her stomach just above her belly button.)Chandler: I havent seen this dress.Monica: Star in a movie.Phoebe: Joey, you pick who ever you want. Okay? You just listen to your heart. What does it tell you? (Mimicking a heartbeat and tapping her chest.) Phoebe, Phoebe.Joey: Well uhI think I want to take Chandler.Phoebe: (still mimicking a heartbeat, only faster) Phoebe-Phoebe-Phoebe-PhoebeBurrrrr! (Mimics the sound of a cardiac monitor going off.)Chandler: You really want to take me?Joey: Yeah! Yeah! I mean Im sorry, I wish I can take everybody, but yknow Chandler always supported my career. Hes paid for acting classes and head shots and stuff and well this will be my way of paying you back.Chandler: So youre never actually going to pay me back?Monica: Wait a minute, just because he paid for your head shots youre gonna take him? Joey, I dont think youre comprehending just how slutty this dress is!Joey: Its not just the st