此资料由网络收集而来，如有侵权请告知上传者立即删除。资料共分享，我们负责传递知识。搞笑的英语自我介绍0 points, my English is also good. So, my face is always the joyful expression of the overflowing.My shortcoming is that I cant play basketball, I dont know whats the matter, I dont like it, and I dont like it.I always get out of class and dont pay attention to it. So, after the teacher called me, I was full of confidence to stand up, eighty percent are right, the harm of the teacher is angry and laugh.This is me, as soon as I see me, I always laugh, I will greet you enthusiastically, come on!My sex: male (mother said when she was born with me, the doctor said she congratulated her for having a womans husband)Age: not a child, not a middle-aged man, or an old man, not a young man. It is said that the mans most dangerous age, the legend is the mans most taboo age, that it is the mans most terrible age, not to say that I have the most personality age.Zodiac: the mirror is not a cat, not a toad, the reference is not the donkey, I belong to what? Forget the boring old, torn newspaper!Height: no big brother is short, cant compare with Yao Ming. The folks that I was a southerner, too far south, I have no wings to fly past.Weight: how many tons did that chicken ask me? I want to say is that I never used to calculate the tonnage, generally see my people are saying “this is what meatball, eyes? Is it from the extraterrestrial? Im rich, take a picture of it quickly. “ God, they didnt ask me, did they infringe on my portraits?Appearance: put me in the crowd back, mom, how much I like to see which.Requirements: a house, not leaking, four air leakage, the owner is a group of people who heard devils, “what have you just said, I can be in the hall when the evidence” is them. There are cars, 26, two wheels, and now you see, theres a pair of shelves left. This year, the rubber is worth it! Work is running leg, I heard that this work can take part in the Olympic race, for that I should take it. The annual salary can buy two candy.Thats one of me.3