英文简历中不该出现的话致命的大错finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10.qualifications: no education or experience.i am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy.my compensation should be at least equal to my age.reason for leaving: it had to do with the irs, fbi and sec.fired because i fought for lower pay.size of employer: very tall, probably over 65 .please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out ofdate.reason for leaving: my boss said the end of the world is near.reason for leaving: the owner gave new meaning to the word paranoia. i prefer to elaborate privately.打字错误与语法错误here are my qualifications for you to overlook.strengths: ability to meet deadlines while maintainingcomposer.i am a rabid typist.work history: performed brain wave tests,1879-1981.after receiving advice from several different angels, i have decided topursue a new line of work.accounting cleric.as indicted, i have over five years of experience analyzing investments.suspected to graduate earlynce analyzing investments.suspected to graduate early next year.disposed of $2.5 billion in assets.proven ability to track down and correct erors.accomplishments: oversight of entire department.am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.accomplishments: completed 11 years of high school. 不应有的幽默note: keep this resume on top of the stack. use all others to heat your house.assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting. (translation: short-order cook.)but wait.theres more. you get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature.i have an excellent track record, although i am not a horse.