1,Using Language,2,三月，行军,1. What day of the week is the best for having fried foods?,3. What is the smallest room in the world?,Friday,March,2. What month do soldiers hate?,3,1. Policeman: You cant park here. Driver: Why cant I? Policeman: Read the sigh there. Driver: It says, “Fine for Parking,” so I parked.,Enjoy some verbal jokes:,罚款,4,2. Girl: If we marry, will you give me a ring? Boy: Of course, Whats your telephone number? 3. Daughter: Auntie kissed me this morning, Mum! Mum: How nice! Did you kiss her back, dear? Daughter: Of course not. I kissed her face.,5,Read some of these customer and waiter jokes and match the joke. Can you match the joke with the explanation.,C: Whats that fly doing in my soup? W: Swimming. I think!,(B),The first person is angry about something and wants to say “Why is this here?”,6,2. C: Whats that? W: Its bean soup. C: I dont want to know what its been. I want to know what it is now.,(C),The answer to the question contains a word which, when spoken, can have two meanings.,7,The first person is asking for information about time. The second person treats it as a question about shape. The second person treats it as a request for information, and gives an answer to the question.,3. C: Waiter. Will the pancakes be long? W: No, sir. Round.,(A),8,More jokes,9,10,A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose! 2. Fresh fried fish, Fish fresh fried, Fried fish fresh, Fish fried fresh. 3. While we were walking, we were watching window washers wash Washingtons windows with warm washing water.,A tongue twister competition,11,tongue twister 饶口令,jokes,Pun双关,Riddle 谜语, ,limerick,12,1. How did Watson answer Holmes question?,Reading,-I think of how short life is and how long the universe lasted. -I think of how small I am and how vast the sky is. -I think of how cold the universe is and how warm people can be in their beds.,13,2. What happened actually?,Someone has stolen their tent.,14,After reading the funny story, what kinds of persons do you think they are? Sherlock Holmes: Doctor Watson:,careful,careless,Carelessness may cause many funny stories in our daily life.,15,I. 根据下列各句句意及所给单词的首字母或汉语提示，写出该单词的正确形式。 1. These _ (煎饼) made by my mother are really tasty. 2. What did he say in _ (解释) of his stupid behaviour? 3. She was feeding the baby with _ (粥).,pancakes,explanation,porridge,练习坊,16,4. The company hired a d_ to look into the accident. 5. I will have to clean up all the m_ in this room.,mess,detective,17,II. 用括号内所给单词的适当形式填空。 1. I had an _ (amuse) experience last year when I lived in a small village in the south of France. 2. Few people live in the _ (mountain) area. 3. When I went up to the students, they were _ (whisper) in the classroom.,amusing,mountainous,whispering,18,4. A _ (vast) number of people helped the little girl. 5. Running away is our natural _ (react) when we meet danger. 6. He walks as if he were _ (drink), but in fact he isnt.,vast,reaction,drunk,19,III. 根据括号内的汉语提示完成下列句子（每空一词）。 1. The boys have decided to _ _ (下个星期去露营). 2. _(你认为这部电影怎么样) you saw last night with your parents?,go camping,next week,What do you think of the film,20,3. When customers get to the store, they _(被当作贵宾对待). 4. Though he had failed twice, he wanted to _ (再试一次).,are treated as honored guests,try a third time,21,Write down your story in a logical order: First Then Next Finally/At last ,Speaking on P23,22,Sample writing:,Stages in the story 1. Mr. Hills buys a hedge cutter made in China. 2. It breaks down and he tries to mend it himself.,23,3. The instruction booklet says it should not be touched “without permission”. 4. He decides to get a new one so no one will ever know.,24,A true story of Mr Hills Mr Hills in London bought a hedge cutter made in China. It was very small and very cheap and it worked very well. At first he was very pleased with it. It made his hedges look smart and neat. Then one day it broke down. There was nothing he could do to make,25,it work. He took it apart and put it together again but still it would not work. Next he took out the booklet of instructions to see if they had any advice for him. Imagine his amazement when he saw these words written in the booklet. “No one is to touch or try to repair this hedge cutter without,26,permission.” What was he to do? Should he have written to the manufacturers in Beijing before he had took his hedge cutter mended? Mr. Hills thought long and hard. Finally he went back to the shop and bought another hedge cutter. He put his old one in the dustbin. He thought no one would ever know what he had done.,