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【初一对话形式英语笑话】20个英语笑话爆笑超短前苏联著名作家高尔基说过,;哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。;从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的;调剂品;。下面是小编带来的初一对话形式英语笑话,欢迎欣赏!初一对话形式英语笑话篇1Adding Eyes to a DragonMr. Li is a good painter. One day he draws a beautiful dragon without eyes.Mr. Zhou looks at the picture and says, ;The dragon has no eyes. It isn’t a good picture.;But Mr. Li smiles and says, ;If I add eyes to the dragon, it will fly away.;Mr. Zhou shakes head and says, ;You are boasting. I don’t believe you.;Mr. Li isn’t angry. He holds the paintbrush and adds eyes to the dragon. Woe! The dragon really flies.画龙点睛李先生是位很好的画家。一天画了一条栩栩如生的龙,但是这只龙没有眼睛。周先生见了说:;这条龙没有眼睛。这不算一张好画。;可是李先生笑着说:;如果我给它加上眼睛,它就会飞走了。;周先生摇头说:;你吹牛。我不相信。;李先生也不生气,只是拿起笔给龙点上眼睛。哇!龙真的飞走了。初一对话形式英语笑话篇2I Made Granny GladA teacher is telling her students the importance of making others glad. ;Now, children,; she says;Did you make someone else glad?;Please, teacher,; says a small boy, ;I made someone glad yesterday.;Well done. Who was that?; The teacher says.;My granny.; The boy says.;Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad.; The teacher says.;I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her for three hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, I’m going home.’ And she said, ;well. I’m glad!;我让奶奶高兴了一位教师正在对学生将使人高兴的重要性。;听着,孩子们,;他说:;你们曾让别人高兴过吗?;我,老师,;一个男孩子说,;昨天我就使别人高兴过。;做得好。是谁呢?;老师说。;我奶奶。;小男孩说。;好孩子。现在告诉我们,你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的?;老师问道。;是这样的,老师。昨天我去看她,在她那儿呆了3个小时。然后我对她说:;奶奶,我要回家了。;她说:;啊,我很高兴。;初一对话形式英语笑话篇3Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.老师正在讲课,彼得打起瞌睡来了.Teacher: Peter!Tell us, whats the biggest in the world?老师:彼得!你说说,世界上什么最大?Peter: Well, well.eyelids.彼得: 嗯 嗯 眼皮Teacher: What?Eyelids?老师:什么?眼皮?Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world.彼得:是的,老师.因为我眼睛一闭,眼皮就把世界上所有的东西都遮住了.看了;初一对话形式英语笑话;的人还看了:1.初一对话形式的英语笑话2.关于初一幽默英语笑话3.初一英语幽默笑话带翻译4.关于初一英语笑话故事5.关于初一英语对话大全
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