C AToday I dont feel like doing anything 爷 TM 今儿毛都不想干C AI just wanna lay in my bed 爷就想窝在被窝里头CDont feel like picking up my phone 就是不想接电话捏FSo leave a message at the tone 所以你就留个言呗C A CCause today I swear Im not doing anything 因为爷发誓，今儿爷毛都不干 CIm gonna kick my feet up 爷把脚翘老高AThen stare at the fan 瞪着风扇发愣FTurn the TV on, throw my hand down my pants 打开电视，把手塞进裤子里捣鼓捣鼓（是这意思不？！）A CNobodys gonna tell me I cant 谁都别告诉我我不能 Ill be lying on the couch, 我会歪在沙发上Just chillin in my snuggie 窝在我温暖的窝窝里Click to MTV, so they can teach me how to dougie 换到 MTV 台，看他们教我跳舞Cause in my castle Im the freaking man 因为在我的城堡上，我就是爷！ Oh, oh 哦 哦 Yes I said it 是啊，我说了I said it 我说了I said it cause I can 我就说了！怎么的吧！ Today I dont feel like doing anything 爷 TM 今儿毛都不想干I just wanna lay in my bed 爷就想窝在被窝里头Dont feel like picking up my phone 就是不想接电话捏So leave a message at the tone 所以你就留个言呗Cause today I swear Im not doing anything 因为爷发誓，今儿爷毛都不干 Nothing at all 毛也不干 Tomorrow Ill wake up, do some P90X 明儿我会爬起来，做点儿健身操Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex 认识个超棒的妞儿，做点儿超棒的爱Shes gonna scream out: This is Great 她会大叫：“丫太牛 B了！”Hear me out: this is great 【听到没啊：太牛 B 了！】Yeah 啊 I might mess around, get my college degree 我可能也瞎晃悠晃悠，搞个文凭啥的I bet my old man will be so proud of me 那我老爹可得骄傲了But sorry paps, youll just have to wait 但是不好意思了老爹，您还得再等等 Oh, oh 哦哦 Yes I said it 是啊，我说了I said it 我说了I said it cause I can 我就说了！怎么的吧！ Today I dont feel like doing anything 爷 TM 今儿毛都不想干I just wanna lay in my bed 爷就想窝在被窝里头Dont feel like picking up my phone 就是不想接电话捏So leave a message at the tone 所以你就留个言呗Cause today I swear Im not doing anything 因为爷发誓，今儿爷毛都不干 No, I aint gonna comb my hair 不我连头发都不梳Cause I aint going anywhere 因为我哪儿都没打算去No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, oh不不不不不没打算去 Ill just strut in my birthday suit 爷就光着屁股大摇大摆And let everything hang loose 一切都放轻松点儿Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-eah 啊啊啊啊啊放轻松点儿 Oh 哦Today I dont feel like doing anything 爷 TM 今儿毛都不想干I just wanna lay in my bed 爷就想窝在被窝里头Dont feel like picking up my phone 就是不想接电话捏So leave a message at the tone 所以你就留个言呗Cause today I swear Im not doing anything 因为爷发誓，今儿爷毛都不干 Nothing at all 毛都不干Nothing at all 毛都不干Nothing at all 毛都不干