小学英语课本剧剧本第一场：Little Red Riding Hood 家 Mum：(妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill.Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!Mum： （亲切地看着 Little Red Riding Hood 说） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummyGoodbye, mummy. Mum： Bye-bye. Darling. 第二场：在路上 (一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood 挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁) Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers. Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf 大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和 Little Red Riding Hood 打招呼) Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To GrandmasGrandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自语）I ll eat Grandma. But（对 Little Red Riding Hood 说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks. Little Red Riding Hood：(和 6 只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞) Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后） Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you? Six Ducks：We re fineThank you Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood：To GrandmasOh, I must go, bye. Six Ducks：Goodbye 第三场：Grandma 家 Grandma：（喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。 ） Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now. (做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma s house? (高兴地对观众说)Aha , its here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang Grandma：Who is it？ Wolf：（装出 Little Red Riding Hood 的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）Its me. Little Red Riding Hood. Grandma：(边说边起床) Come in, come in. Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , Ill eat you. Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。 Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy！Ill sleep. Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)GrandmaGrandma Wolf：(装扮成 Grandma 的声音) Who is it？ Little Red Riding Hood：Its me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf：Come in， Come in. Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步)Oh! What are big ears! Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice. Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes! Wolf：I can see you pretty face. Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand. Wolf：I can hug you. Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起 Wolf 的手，边摸边说）Look! What a big hands? Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you! Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No! No! Wolf：（追到 Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）Its delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping. Hunter：(一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Wheres the wolf? Look! A door(推门)The wolf is sleeping. Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声) Hunter：(端起枪想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸 Wolf 的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry(从桌子上拿起剪刀，举起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf 的肚子)Cut, cut, cut. Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you Hunter：Grandma ,give me some needles and threadLittle Riding Hood ,Give me some stones Grandma：(从桌子上拿来针线) Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three. Hunter：(把小石头装进 Wolf 的衣服里) Grandma：Ill thread it. Hunter：(拿起枪)Woke up! Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy. Hunter：You big bad wolf, raise your arms! Wolf：(边跑边说) Help! Dont shot me! Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang! Wolf： (应声倒下) Hunter：The bad wolf is dead Little Red Riding Hood 和 Grandma：Yeah! Thank you Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you英语搞笑话剧孔雀东南飞 Wanders every five miles 焦仲卿 Johnny (Jf or short) 刘兰芝 Lunch(Lf or short) 焦母 Johnnys mother(JM fors hort)刘母 Lunchs mother(LM for short) 太守之子 Mayors son(MS for short)强盗 Burglars(AB and C) Prologue (J 作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J 被打中,狼狈不堪) J: Everybody says that Im henpecked,but in fact,Im as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my wife is WuSong. (指着上台处的门大声道)Im not afraid of you! (内砸出一脸盆,J 接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,Im afraid of whom? My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me, smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not care.I only want her to be tender than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell! (内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中 J) My God!Who can help me?(下) Act1 (序幕结束时,JM 作窃听状) JM(拄拐棍上):I can! (对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you? L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):Im here!Whats up mum? JM:Ive told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law”. L:OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,whats up? JM:Since you married my son you have behaved so badly.You have been so rude,so brusque,so lazy L:But JM:Never interrupt me! L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all day long,cooking and washing.I have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and JM:But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson! L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,you want a grandson,dontyou?(开始解围裙)Go and ask your son.Im leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在 JM 的脸上,下) Act2 (LM 坐在台上打毛线,L 拿着锅铲上) L:Mum,Im back! LM:You are back? Why? What happened? L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest motherin-law. LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!I have already told you!When you insisted on marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen to me.Look at yourself L:But,mum LM:Never interrupt