老友记老友记 txttxt 版剧本中英文对照版剧本中英文对照 412412 TheThe OneOne WithWith TheThe Embry.Embry.412 The One With The EmbryosScene: Monica and Rachels, its 0-Dark:30, in other words its really, really early. Everyones asleep, and all through the apartments not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. That is except for the chick, who turns out to be a rooster and is crowing in the sun. Needless to say, this awakens Monica and Rachel who rush into their living room, searching for the cause of the sound.Rachel: What the hell is that?! (to Monica) What the hell is that? Is that you? (Monica nods her head no, and Rachel realizes what is making that sound.) Ohhhhhhh! (storms over to Chandler and Joeys with Monica in trail.) Monica: Boy, you are really not a morning person.Rachel: (angrily) BACK OFF! (She starts banging on their door.) Get up! Get up! Get up! God damn it! Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up!(Chandler opens the door, finally.)Rachel: What is that noise?Chandler: You!Joey: Its the chick! Shes.going through some changes.Monica: What kind of changes?Chandler: Well the vet seems to think thats shes becoming a rooster. (The rooster crows.) Were getting a second opinion.OPENING CREDITSScene: Monica and Rachels, its later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast. Rachel is returning from shopping.Phoebe: Hey!Ross: Hey, what are you doing shopping at eight in the morning?Rachel: Well, Ive been up since six. Thanks to somebodys dumb-ass rooster.Phoebe: You guys you really should get rid of those animals. They shouldnt be living in an apartment.Rachel: Yeah! Especially not with all of these knives and cookbooks around.Phoebe: All right. Im gonna go to the fertility doctor and um, see if Im ready to have Frank and Alices embryo transferred into my uterus.Ross: Now, how will they know if youre ready?Phoebe: Oh, theyre just gonna umm, look to see if my endometria layer is thick.Chandler: Oh, I can uh, check that for ya.Phoebe: Okay everyone, think thick.All: Good-bye! Good luck! (She opens the door to reveal Monica and Joey.)Phoebe: Hi! Wish me luck!Monica: Oh, good luck.Joey: Good luck. (to Monica) And Im still right!Monica: That is sooo not true!Rachel: What?Joey: Shes mad because I know todays her laundry day and that means shes wearing her old lady underpants.Chandler: I can check that for ya.Monica: I just-I cant believe that you think that you and Chandler know me and Rachel better than we know you.Chandler: Well. we-we do. You can only eat Tic Tacks in even numbers.Joey: Yeah, whats that about?Chandler: (to Rachel) And you. Ross, I believe, if you check Rachels bag you will find a half-eaten box of cookies in there.Ross: (He does so, and finds a half-eaten box of cookies.) Youre good. (Tries a cookie.) These are not.Rachel: Im so not impressed. Everybody snacks when they shop.Monica: Yeah.Joey: Oh yeah? Ross, how many items left in that bag?Ross: Five.Chandler: Okay, ten bucks says that we can name every item in that bag.Rachel: How many guesses do you get?Joey: Six.Ross: Challenge extended.Monica: Deal!Ross: Challenge excepted.Joey: All right, well start with.apples.Ross: Well be starting with apples.Chandler: (to Ross) Stop that now!(Ross reveals a bag of apples.)Chandler: Yes!Joey: Okay. Uhh, tortilla chips, yogurt.Chandler: Diet soda.Ross: Yes. Yes. Yes. (Theyre perfect so far.)Chandler: Orange juice.Rachel: No! Theres no orange juice in there! We win! Monica: Ha-ha!Ross: They have another guess.Rachel: Okay, well, we won that one.Joey: Okay, the last thing.Chandler: Oh-oh, oh, oh-oh! (Whispers something in Joeys ear.)Joey: No-no, not for like another two weeks.Chandler: I got it! Scotch. tape. (Theyre right.)Ross: How did you know she would buy scotch tape?Chandler: Well, we used theres up last night making scary faces.Monica: Aww, man!Chandler: All right! Ten buck! Fork it over! Cough it up! Pay the piper! Gimme it.Monica: That does not mean you know us better, I-I want a rematch.Rachel: Yeah, and none of these stupid grocery questions, real personal questions.Monica: Yeah! And the winner gets a hundred bucks.Joey: Serious?Monica: Are you scared?Joey: No! All right, who-who makes up the questions?Monica: Ross will do it.Ross: Oh sure, “Ross will do it!“ Its not like he has a job, or a child, or a life of his own.Rachel: Fine! Well ask Phoebe.Ross: No-no-no, I-I wanna play.Scene: The Doctors office, Dr. Zane is examining Phoebe as Frank and Alice watch.Dr. Zane: It looks like your uterus is ready for implantation.Phoebe: Oh! I knew it! I knew it! I felt really thick this morning.Frank: Well, okay, so whats now-go get, go get the eggs, put em in there.Dr. Zane: Okay, itll take just a little while to prepare the embryos.Phoebe: Embryossss? As in, “More than one?“Dr. Zane: Um-hmm, five actually.Phoebe: Five? Okay, where am I giving birth, a hospital or a big box under the stairs?Dr. Zane: We