回主页李阳疯狂英语发音突破掌上宝（文本）Liyangs ListenStuff SortedChapter One My name is Li Yang.I graduated from Lanzhou University and majored Mechanical Engineering.I was once a poor student of English,and it was my biggest headache and trouble-maker.I got sick and tired of learning boring grammar rules and lifeless words.But through hard work in practicing speaking English and breaking away from the traditional grammar games,I found myself a totally different and exciting new world.Not only did I pass Band four and Band six College English Exams very easily with high marks,but importantly,I began to use English.Finally,I developed a new Language Cracking System myself,I began to teach German not long after I started to learn this terribly difficult language in my own way. It was a miracle but I made it. To speak good English, I think one year of study should be enough for any dilligent and interligent person.Id like to share my learning techniques with you, and I will be very glad to answer your letters and be your friend.Chapter Two An Awkward SituationA woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer.“What a terrible voice! “ he said. “Do you know who she is?“Yes.“ was the answer, “She is my wife.“Oh, I beg your pardon, “the man said. “Of course her voice isnt bad, but the song is very bad. I wondered who wrote that awful song?“I did.“ was the answer.A letter Dear Mother,Im writing to you from our hotel at Hawaii Beach. Stone and I am on vacation with the children for a few days. Were happy to be here, but to tell the truth, were having a few problems.The weather isnt very good. In fact, its cold and cloudy. Right now Im looking out the windows and its raining cats and dogs.The children arent very happy. In fact, theyre bored and theyre having a terrible time. Right now theyre sitting on the bed, playing cards and watching TV.The restaurants here are expansive, and the food isnt very good. In fact, Stone is at the doctors office right now. Hes having problems with his stomach.All the other hotels here are beautiful and new. Our hotel is ugly, and its very, very old. In fact, right now a repairman is in our bathroom fixing the toilet.As you can see, Mother, were having a few problems here at Hawaii Beach, but were happy. Were happy to be on vacation, and were happy to be together.See you soon.Love Makes the World Go RoundWhats wrong, Stone? Why are you so upset?Its those new neighbors of ours. They play their stereo so loud at night that I cant sleep.Ive had it. Im going to go over there and give them a piece of my mind!Hold it! You wont accomplish anything by hollering at them. Youre all worked up now. Why not wait until you cool down a bit? Dont you know that love makes the world go round?I agree that the world would be a better place to live if people respected and loved each other, But right now.Not another word! Lets try it my way. Ill bake some cookies, and later on well take them next door and introduce ourselves. We can casually mention the problem after we get to know our new neighbors, Im sure theyll cooperate.Asking about Likes and DislikesWhat do you think of Chinese fiction?I like it - especiallly books by Wang ShuoDo you like detective stories?Not much. Theyre all the same.What about non-fiction?I like to read biographies.What do you think of that new book about George Bush?Im afraid I havent read it yet.What about music? Do you like music?Yeah-POP Music.What do you think of classical music?I listen to some of itWhat about modern jazz?Modern jazz ? I cant stand modern jazz!Stating ObligationsWhy dont we go to a movie tonight?Id love to but I cant. I have to study.But its just a couple of hours.No.I have a French test tomorrow morning. I have no choice. I have to study.Can I help?I dont think so. First I have to memorize some irregular verbs. then I have to read 20 pages of my grammar book.Oh, your teacher must be a monster to give you all that works.No.Its my fault. He told us about the test three weeks ago. Ive been procrastinating.now I have to study!OfferingWould you like some tea?Yes please.Ill plug the Kettle in. Would you like something to eat?O.K.Would you like to watch some television?No.Not really.Would you like to listen to the radio?Not particularly.Would you like to listen to some records?Oh yes! Um.Im very fond of Mozart.I dont have any Mozart.Would you like to listen to some Michael Jackson?I guess so.ApologizingMiss Jones.Did you type those letters I gave you?Im sorry, Mr.White.I forgot.Did you file those reports?No, sir. Im terribly sorry. I do apologize.Did you make those phone calls?Im really sorry, I didnt.but I will soon.Well, did you make those photocopies I gave you the day before esterday?Im sorry, Mr.White.Im afraid I forgot.And that fax to China?Ive lost it. Im really sorry.ComplainingYes, sir. Can I help you?I bought a television set here last week and now