假如潘金莲不开窗户 假如潘金莲不开窗户，就不会遇西门庆 ，不遇西门不会出轨，不出轨，武松不 会被逼上梁山；武松不上梁山，方腊不 会被擒，可取得大宋江山；不会有靖康 耻金兵入关不会有大清朝不会闭关锁国 ，不会有鸦片战争八国联军，中国将是 世界上唯一超级大国，其他诸侯都是浮 云啊，小潘呀，小潘呀！闲着没事你特 娘开什么窗户！假如潘金莲不开窗户 假如潘金莲不开窗户，就不会遇西门庆，If Pan Jinlian hadnt opened the window, she wouldnt have met Xi Menqing.If she hadnt met Xi Memqing, she wouldnt have had an affair . If Pan hadnt have an affair, Wu Song wouldnt have been forcedto join the Liangshan Rebels.不遇西门就不会出轨，不出轨，武松不会 被逼上梁山武松不上梁山,方腊就不会被擒,可取得大宋江山; 不会有靖康耻金兵入关,不会有大清朝，If Wu Song hadnt been forced to the Liangshan, Fang La wouldnt have beencaught,then Fang La would have replaced Song Dynasty to rule the world,then the Humiliation of Jingkang wouldnt have occurred, Jin troops wouldnt have conquered China, there wouldnt have been Manchu Dynasty 不会有大清朝不会闭关锁国，不会有鸦片战争八 国联军，Manchu Dynasty wouldnt have ruled China，there wouldnt have been a close-door policy, there wouldnt have been Opium Wars ,then the Eight- Power Allied Forces wouldnt have invaded and occupied Beijing.【Allied lad 同盟国的； 联合的；姻亲的 】 中国将是世界上唯一超级大国，其他诸侯都 是浮云啊， 小潘呀！小潘呀！闲着没事你特娘开什么窗 户！China would have become the sole superpower in the world , other nations would be nothing but floating clouds.Xiao Pan ,Aha, Xiao Pan ,Aha, why did you open the window for nothing. If panjinlian hadnt opened the window, she wouldnt have met ximenqing. If she hadnt met ximemqing, she wouldnt have had an affair . If Pan hadnt have an affair, wu song wouldnt have been forced to join the Liangshan Rebels. If Wu Song hadnt been forced to the Liangshan, Fang La wouldnt have been caught, and FangLa would have replaced Song to rule the world, then the Humiliation of Jingkang wouldnt have occurred, Jin troops wouldnt have conquer China , Manchu Dynasty wouldnt have ruled China，there wouldnt have been a close-door policy, there wouldnt have been Opium Wars ,the Eight-Power Allied Forces wouldnt have invaded and occupied Beijing. China would become the worlds sole superpower ,other nations would be noting but floating clouds. Xiao Pan ,Aha, Xiao Pan ,Aha, why did you open the window for nothing.