www.mikesun.com超简短的 5 个英文笑话1.Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.老师：谁能回到我下一个问题，谁就可以回家了。One boy throws his bag out the window.一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。Teacher: who just threw that?!老师：谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?Boy: Me! Im going home now.男孩：我!我现在要回家了。2.What dog can jump higher than a building?什么狗比大楼跳的还高?www.mikesun.comAnydog, buildings cant jump!任何一只狗，大楼又跳不起来。3.What has a head, a tail, and no body?什么有头、有尾，但是没有身体?A coin!硬币。4.What has one eye but cannot see?什么有一只眼睛，却看不见?A needle.针。www.mikesun.com5.Wife: “How would you describe me?“妻子：你会怎么形容我呢?Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.“丈夫：ABCDEFGHIJK.Wife: “What does that mean?“妻子：那是什么意思?Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.“丈夫：迷人的、魅力的、可爱的、令人愉悦的、优雅的、时髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?“www.mikesun.com妻子：哇，谢谢，但是“IJK”是什么意思呢?Husband: “Im just kidding!“丈夫：开个玩笑!