Questions, If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?, Who earns a living by driving his customers away?, What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?,Wet,Taxi driver,An envelope, Why are the letter G and letter S in “gloves“ close to each other?, Why does a cat look first to one side and then to the other side when it enters a room?,Because there is love between them!,Because it cant see both sides at once., What must you do before you return a book to the library?,Borrow the book from library.,7） What month do soldiers hate?,March (三月，行军),8）What is the smallest room in the world?,Mushroom. (蘑菇),9）Which month has 28 days?,Every month has at least 28 days!,10）With which hand do you write?,Neither. I use a pen!,11）Where does harvest come before work?,In a dictionary.,12）Why is an empty matchbox the best thing to have in the world ?,Because it is matchless.,“matchless”既可理解为“没有火柴的”，又可理解为“举世无双的，无可匹敌的”；,13）Why do birds fly south?,Its too far to walk.,14）Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?,They dont want to be hot-dog.,You speak English? “Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knows his way around. Whats more, he only speaks a few words of English.“ The Judge looked at the defendant and asked, “How much English can you speak?“ The defendant looked up and said, “Give me your wallet!“,client：顾客, 客户, 委托人 barely：adv. 仅仅, 刚刚, 几乎不能 defendant：n.被告 adj.辩护的, 为自己辩护的,Be Much Worse. Policeman: Why didnt you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch? Man: If I had opened my mouth, theyd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.,The First Day as a Taxi Driver,A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, “Look mate, dont ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!“,footpath : 人行道，小路 cab: 出租汽车，计程车 daylights: 生命，理智,The passenger apologized and said, “I didnt realize that a little tap would scare you so much. “The driver replied, “Sorry, its not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. Ive been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.“,funeral：葬礼，出殡 van: 有篷车,How do you know that? Bob: My car doesnt have a speedometer. Rob: Then how do you know how fast youre going? Bob: Well, when Im driving at 15 miles an hour, the fenders rattle; at 25 miles an hour, the windows rattle; and at 30, the motor starts knocking-and thats as fast as itll go.,speedometer ：速度计，里程表fender: 防卫物；挡泥板rattle：发出卡嗒卡嗒声, 喋喋不休knocking：爆震音, 卡答卡答的故障声音,He told me to see you Doctor: And whom did you consult about your illness before you came to me? Patient: Only the druggist down at the corner. Doctor: And what sort of ridiculous advice did he gave you? Patient: He told me to see you!,consult：商量, 商议, 请教, 参考, 考虑 druggist：药商, 药剂师, 药材商ridiculous：荒谬的, 可笑的,come around ：恢复知觉； 回来,Whose Dog Is Smarter Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter. First Woman : “My dos is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me. ” Second Woman : “I know.“ First Woman : “How?“ Second Woman : “My dog told me.“,A kiss At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word “KISS“ scribbled on it. The guest seated next to the speaker said, “Your wife must love you very much, I see her send you a KISS before you begin your speech.“ The speaker smiled and explained, “You dont know my wife. The KISS she give me stands for Keep It Short, Stupid.“,scribble：v. 潦草地写, 乱写, 滥写,