让口语进步神速的诗歌 TheChaos ByG.NolstTrenite,akaCharivarius(1870-1946) Dearestcreatureincreation, StudyEnglishpronunciation。 Iwillteachyouinmyverse Soundslikecorpse,corps,horse,andworse。 Iwillkeepyou,Suzy,busy, Makeyourheadwithheatgrowdizzy。 Tearineye,yourdresswilltear。 SoshallI!Ohhearmyprayer。 Justpareheart,beard,andheard, Diesanddiet,lordandword, Swordandsward,retainandBritain。 (Mindthelatter,howitswritten。) NowIsurelywillnotplagueyou Withsuchwordsasplaqueandague。 Butbecarefulhowyouspeak: Saybreakandsteak,butbleakandstreak; Cloven,oven,howandlow, Script,receipt,show,poem,andtoe。 Hearmesay,devoidoftrickery, Daughter,laughter,andTerpsichore, Typhoid,measles,topsails,aisles, Exiles,similes,andreviles; Scholar,vicar,andcigar, Solar,mica,warandfar; One,anemone,Balmoral, Kitchen,lichen,laundry,laurel; Gertrude,German,windandmind, Scene,Melpomene,mankind。 Billetdoesnotrhymewithballet, Bouquet,wallet,mallet,chalet。 Bloodandfloodarenotlikefood, Norismouldlikeshouldandwould。 Viscous,viscount,loadandbroad, Toward,toforward,toreward。 AndyourpronunciationsOK Whenyoucorrectlysaycroquet, Rounded,wounded,grieveandsieve, Friendandfiend,aliveandlive。 Ivy,privy,famous;clamour Andenamourrhymewithhammer。 River,rival,tomb,bomb,b, Dollandrollandsomeandhome。 Strangerdoesnotrhymewithanger, Neitherdoesdevourwithclangour。 Soulsbutfoul,hauntbutaunt, Font,front,wont,want,grand,andgrant, Shoes,goes,does.Nowfirstsayfinger, Andthensinger,ginger,linger, Real,zeal,mauve,gauze,gougeandgauge, Marriage,foliage,mirage,andage。 Querydoesnotrhymewithvery, Nordoesfurysoundlikebury。 Dost,lost,postanddoth,cloth,loth。 Job,nob,bosom,transom,oath。 Thoughthedifferencesseemlittle, Wesayactualbutvictual。 Referdoesnotrhymewithdeafer。 Feofferdoes,andzephyr,heifer。 Mint,pint,senateandsedate; Dull,bull,andGeorgeatelate。 Scenic,Arabic,Pacific, Science,conscience,scientific。 Liberty,library,heaveandheaven, Rachel,ache,moustache,eleven。 Wesayhallowed,butallowed, People,leopard,towed,butvowed。 Markthedifferences,moreover, Betweenmover,cover,clover; Leeches,breeches,wise,precise, Chalice,butpoliceandlice; Camel,constable,unstable, Principle,disciple,label。 Petal,panel,andcanal, Wait,surprise,plait,promise,pal。 Wormandstorm,chaise,chaos,chair, Senator,spectator,mayor。 Tour,butourandsuccour,four。 Gas,alas,andArkansas。 Sea,idea,Korea,area, Psalm,Maria,butmalaria。 Youth,south,southern,cleanseandclean。 Doctrine,turpentine,marine。 ComparealienwithItalian, Dandelionandbattalion。 Sallywithally,yea,ye, Eye,I,ay,aye,whey,andkey。 Sayaver,butever,fever, Neither,leisure,skein,deceiver。 Heron,granary,canary。 Creviceanddeviceandaerie。 Face,butpreface,notefface。 Phlegm,phlegmatic,ass,glass,bass。 Large,buttarget,gin,give,verging, Ought,out,joustandscour,scourging。 Ear,butearnandwearandtear Donotrhymewithherebutere。 Sevenisright,butsoiseven, Hyphen,roughen,nephewStephen, Monkey,donkey,Turkandjerk, Ask,grasp,wasp,andcorkandwork。 Pronunciation(thinkofPsyche!) Isapalingstoutandspikey? Wontitmakeyouloseyourwits, Writinggroatsandsayinggrits? Itsadarkabyssortunnel: Strewnwithstones,stowed,solace,gunwale, IslingtonandIsleofWight, Housewife,verdictandindict。 Finally,whichrhymeswithenough, Though,through,plough,ordough,orcough? Hiccoughhasthesoundofcup。 Myadviceistogiveup! 舌头打结了有没有？单词查到头晕了有没有？作者实在太有才了有没有？ 我建议：把这首诗打印出来，贴在床头，每天念一遍，口语进步神速哦！