英文剧本: 辣妈辣妹 Freaky FridayFreaky Friday script The Turtles Happy Together plays Imagine me and you, I doI think about you day and night, its only rightTo think about the girl you love and hold her tightSo happy togetherIf I should call you up, invest a dimeAnd you say you belong to me and ease my mindImagine how the world could be so very fineSo happy together Alarm beeps Simple Plans Happy Together plays I cant see me loving nobody but youHoney, wake up.-No. -Anna.Greet the day.For all my lifeMe and you and you and meNo matter how they toss the diceIt has to beThe only one for me is you and you for meHoney, you gotta wake up.Ow!.I cant see me loving nobody but youFor all my lifeWhen youre with me, babyThats it!For all my lifeOh! I have had it!- Horn blows -Aah!TESS:. Anna, hurry up!What? Im ready. Radio stations switching TESS:. Would you settle on a station?ANNA: Okay!Im going to get a little stud here, okay?I dont want my maid of honor looking like a harlot.Come on, Mom. Everyones got one.Everyone? Harry, everyone has one.I cant believe you! Youre ruining my life.You know what? End of discussion. Feet down.Okay. If I can drive.-Did you bring your permit? -No. I cant find it.-You cant find it? -Ha ha!What did you do with it, troll?Why do you always have to blame him?You couldnt find anything in your room.Why do you always take his side?Oh, look, Anna, lets not do this now, please.And fix your shirt.-Look, theres Stacey Hinkhouse. -Joy.Hi, Stacey.Hi, Mrs. Coleman. Congratulations on your big day.Thanks a lot. Say hi to your mom.-Okay, bye. -Okay, bye. Hi, girls.You never see Stacey anymore.-How is she? -Evil. She hates me now.Why?Would you leave your brother alone?See? She always starts it.Bye, honey.Make good choices.Its a breakdown, I can roll the diceSo get out of my face, dont even tryMADDlE: She had the same shirt?Yeah, but this looks okay, right?-Sure. -Yeah.So its cool?-No. -Oh, definitely not.-Oh, kill me. -Anna, what?I cant believe it. Its Jake.Hes gonna think Im so stupid, I cant even put on a shirt.Youve never even met the guy. Guess what? He doesnt care.Hes not even looking.Hes totally looking.-I think hes gonna talk to you. -Shut up.Oh! Thanks.Sorry.Why would I want a leprechaun ice sculpture?Im not even lrish. Cellphone rings Could you hold on? Beeping Senora, Senora! Cuidado!Cuidado!I am so sorry. Im so sorry, sir.Mr. Bates, I dont understand this F.You missed the point of the book.Its 1 984. How could anyone miss it?Its a blatant attack on totalitarianism.About a rigid society,dominated by one all-powerful, ego-tripping dictator.My grade is final.Except he had hair.Anna!Hello, Anna.What do you have today?Meat loaf.Turkey. Humming Evan, Im so sorry.I had some car trouble.Okay. I thought you forgot about me.I could never forget about you. I see you every day.What about tomorrow?Is this new? Am I gonna see you tomorrow?Youre gonna see me tomorrow, but not next week,because Im going on my honeymoon.Oh, my God! Youre not coming back.-All my therapists quit on me. -Im not gonna quit on you.Im gonna be available on my cellphone.I checked. Theres no service on the north side of the island.It will be fine.Okay.Ive had a better week.Youre counting the minutes, arent you?No.How many minutes are left?54.All right, this morning was good.But then I got up.WowWowLast call now, Im outta timeAnd I dont got no valentineI dont want your sympathyI just need a little therapyAt least thats what they say to meHey, ho, lets goIm gonna start a riotYou dont wanna fight itOhh! Whistle blows Great.No. No, no, no. Absolutely not.I said no salmon.No, it has to be halibut.Well, I dont care about the extra cost.-How much is it? - Cellphone rings Hold on one second.Hello?Hi, Harry.No, you may not touch the power tools.Yes, I would consider the lawnmower to be a power tool.Okay. Ill see you at home.-Okay. Halibut. - Beeping Could you hold on one second?Hello. Dr. Coleman.Yes, Elizabeth.Yes, Elizabeth, Ill be at the appointment tomorrow.Okay, good.And, Elizabeth, remember, you are a smart, strong,beautiful, independent woman,and you dont need a man to complete you.Thank you.Goodbye.Excuse me.Is this yours?Thanks.Tenor medium.So, what do you play?I play my dads old Telecaster.Nice.Cute shirt.Thanks.So, youre in a band?Sorta.What do you mean, sorta?Oh, were still stuck in our garage phase.Ah, okay.Well, if you ever get out of your garage, let me know.Yeah, totally. You can come check me out.I mean the band.Ill be there, too, if you want to come check.Im Anna.Jake.So, what do you say?