超搞笑儿童英文短剧：Pocket?Money零花钱ThePocketMoney零花钱Character:Reader,Salesman,Daddy,Maggie,Minnie,Policeman,Boy,Mummy.角色：旁白(N),小贩(S),爸爸，马吉，艾丽丝，警察，男孩，妈妈。Scene1?AtSalesmanHomeReader:Inadarkdirtyhouse,therelivesasmall,dirtysalesman.Healwaysmakesunhealthycandiesandsellsthemtothestudents.Buthowdoeshemakethecandies?Oh,shHeiscoming.Salesman:Hello!Doyouknowme?Imhefamouscandysalesman.Mycandiesareverypopular.NowIamgoingtomakemycandies.(Sing:Makingcandy,makingcandy)Oh,itdoesnmatter!Nobodycansee!(Sing:Makingcandy,Makingcandy)Haha,itdoesnitiatter,nobodycansee.Goon!Makingcandy,makingcandy第1幕?在小贩的家里旁白：在一间又黑暗又脏乱的小屋里，住着一位脏兮兮的小贩。他经常做一些不健康的糖果并买给学生们。但是他是怎么做出这些糖果的呢？哦，嘘他来了！小贩：大家好！你们认识我吗？我是最有名的糖果小贩。我的糖果很畅销。现在我该准备做糖果了，做糖果啊，做糖果哦，没关系，没人看见。做糖果啊，做糖果哈哈，没关系，没人看见。做糖果啊，做糖果Scene2?AttheSchoolGateReader:Thenextday,whentheclassisover.Allthestudentscomeouthappilyandthesalesmangoestotheschoolgateasusual.Salesman:Candies!Candies!Sweetcandies!Maggie&Minnietaketheirschoolbagshandsinhandswalkout.Maggie:Oh,Minnie!Look!Candies!Minnie:Yeah!Theylookssoyummyyummy!Maggie:Letgoandsee.Minnie:OK!Salesman:Hey,girls!Candies!Candies!Maggie&Minnie:Iwanttoeat!Salesman:Doyouhavemoney?Maggie&Minnie:Money?Oh,wehavenomoney.Salesman:Oh,nomoneynotalk!Goaway!Go!Go!Go!Maggie&Minnie:Huh!Minnie:Maggie,Iwantsomecandies.Whatcanwedo?Maggie:Oh,Ihaveagoodidea.Letgohomeandaskdaddyformoney.Minnie:Good.Letgo.第2幕?在学校门口旁白：第二天，学校放学了。所有的学生都很开心的走出校门，小贩像往常一样走到学校门口小贩：买糖果咯！买糖果咯！香甜的糖果咯！麦琪和米妮背着书包，拉着手出来。麦琪：哦，艾丽丝，看！有糖果啊！米妮：耶！他们看起来很美味哦！麦琪：我们一起过去看看吧！米妮:好的！小贩：嗨，小女孩！糖果啊，糖果啊！麦琪和米妮：我想吃哦。小贩：你有钱买吗？麦琪和米妮：钱啊，哦，我们没有钱啊！小贩：没钱没的谈！走开，走开，走！麦琪和米妮：哼！米妮：马吉，我想吃些糖果啊，我们该怎么办呢？麦琪：哦，我有个好主意。我们回家问爸爸要零花钱就好了。米妮：好极了！我们走吧！Scene3?AtMaggie&AliceHomeDaddyiswatchingatthenewspaper.Maggie&Minnie:Daddy！Daddy！Daddy:Whatsthematter?Maggie:Daddy,Iwantsomemoney.Daddy:Forwhat?Maggie:Iwanttobuythecandyattheschoolgate.Minnie:Yes!Theylooksodelicious!Daddy:Theyareunhealthy.Iwontgiveyoumoney.Maggie&Minnie:DaddyDaddy:Noway.Pleasegoanddoyourhomework.Minnie:Whatcanwedonow?Maggie:Letmethink.Minnie:Yes.Maggie&Minnie:Daddy!Iwantsomemoney.Daddy:Noway.Iwontgiveyoumoneytobuythedirtycandy.Maggie:Look,itbroken.Daddy:Oh?Minnie:Here!Itbsroken,too!Daddy:OK!OK!Foryou!Maggie&Minnie:Yeah!Daddy:Remember!Dontbuythecandy!Reader:Now,Maggie&Minniehavemoney,theycometotheschoolgateandbuythecandy.Salesman:Candies,candies!Sweetcandies!Maggie&Minnie:Howmuch?Salesman:Youtwoagain?Goaway!Nomoneynotalk!Maggie:Isitenough?Salesman:Wow!Money,money!OK!Good!Candiesforyou!Maggie:Moneyforyou.第3幕?？在麦琪和米妮的家里爸爸在看报纸。麦琪和米妮：爸爸，爸爸。爸爸：什么事啊？米妮：我想要点零花钱。爸爸：要来干嘛？麦琪：我想买学校门口的糖果吃米妮：是啊，他们看起来真的很好吃哦。爸爸：他们很不卫生，我不会给你们钱。麦琪和米妮：爸爸，爸爸爸爸：绝对不给。快回去。做你们的作业。米妮：那我们现在怎么办啊？麦琪：让我想想拉。米妮：恩。麦琪和米妮：爸爸，我们想要些零花钱。爸爸：不行。我不会给钱你们去买那脏兮兮的糖果吃。麦琪：看，它已经坏了！爸爸：哦？艾丽丝：那，这个也坏了！爸爸：好吧，给你们吧。麦琪和米妮：耶！爸爸：记住啊，别买那些糖果啊！旁白：现在，麦琪和米妮终于有钱了，于是她们去到学校门口准备买糖小贩：买糖果咯，买糖果咯，香甜的糖果咯！麦琪和米妮：怎么卖啊？小贩：又是你们两个？走开拉，没钱没的谈！麦琪：这么多够吗？小贩：哇，好吧，好吧，卖给你吧！麦琪：给你钱！Scene4?AtMaggie&AlicehomeMaggie&Minnie:A-yoo！A-yoo！Mummy:Whatsthematter?Maggie&Minnie:Ivegotastomachache.Daddy:Whatdidyoueat?Maggie&Minnie:Candies,A-yooDaddy:Oh!Youtwocheatedme?Howdareyouare.Mummy:Hey!Stop!Pleasecall120!Doctor1:Wheresthepatient?Daddy:Overthere!Doctor2:AreyouOK?Doctor3:Dontworry!Letsotothehospital.Doctor4:Hurryup.?Beeboo,beebooReader:ThenextdaySalesman:Candies,candies.Boy:Moneyforyou!第4幕?在马吉和艾丽丝的家里麦琪和米妮：哎哟，哎哟妈妈：怎么啦？麦琪和米妮：我的肚子好疼啊！爸爸：你们乱吃了什么吗？麦琪和米妮：糖果啊，哎哟爸爸：哦，你们两个好大胆啊，敢骗我拿钱去买糖果！妈妈：别骂了，快打120吧。医务人员1:病人在哪里？爸爸：在那里。医务人员2:你们还好吧？医务人员3:别担心，我们马上去医院。医务人员4:赶快。旁白：第二天小贩：买糖果咯，买糖果咯。男孩：给你钱Scene5?AttheSchoolGateSalesman:Candyforyou!Policeman:Hey!Youshounstayhere!Leavenow!Saleman:No.Mycandiesareniceandpopularhere,AndMaggie:Youaretellingalie.Theyareverydirtyandunhealthy.Policeman:Whatsthematter?Daddy:Theyvegotastomachacheafterhavinghiscandies.Salesman:Really?ButIdontbelieve.Boy:A-yoo!A-yoo!Yourcandyiskillingme.Daddy:See?Hiscandiesareunhealthy.Call120!Beeboo,beebooPoliceman:Mum,youmustgotothePolicestationwithme.Salesman:Oh,no!IdonwtanttogotothePolicestation.Helpme!Daddy:Mydear.Rememberdontbuytheunhealthyfoodnexttime.Andyoushouldntetllalietome.Trytobeanhonestperson.OK?Maggie&Minnie:Yes,sir!(THEEND)第5幕小贩：给你糖果。警察：听着，你不可以停留在这里，快走开。小贩：我的糖果很好吃很畅销的，而且麦琪：你在说谎，那些糖果很脏的，很不卫生的。警察：发生了什么事？爸爸：他们吃完他的糖果后就肚子疼了。小贩：真的吗？我怎么也不会相信有这种事发生。男孩：哎哟，哎哟，你的糖果整死我了！爸爸：看！他的糖果确实很不卫生。快打120o警察：这位妈妈，你必须跟我回警察局去录些口供。小贩：哦，不，我不想去警察局啊，救命啊！爸爸：我的孩子，记住下次不要再买那些不卫生的食物。以后再也不许说谎。做一个诚实正直的人。听到了吗？麦琪和米妮：是的，记住了。（完）