207 The One Where Ross Finds OutScene: Monica and Rachels apartment. Everyone is sitting at the couches, Chandler enters.CHAN: OK, what is it about me? Do I not look fun enough? Is there something. . . repellant. . . about me?RACH: So, how was the party?CHAN: Well it couldnt have been worse. A woman literally passed through me. OK, so what is it, am I hideously unattractive?PHOE: No, you are not, you are very attractive. You know what, I go through the exact same thing. Every time I put on a little weight, I start questioning everyting.CHAN: Woah, woah, Ive put on a little weight?PHOE: No, not wieght. yknow, more like insulation.MNCA: Chandler, Im unemployed and in dire need of a project. Ya wanna work out? I can remake you.CHAN: Oh, you know, I would, but that might get in the way of my lying around time.MNCA: Please.ALL: Cmon. Let her. Yeah.CHAN: Alright, OK, alright. But if we put on spandex and my boobs are bigger than yours, Im goin home.PHOE: Your boobs are fine. Look, I never should have said anything. Come here. Come here. hugs Chandler but holds her hands apart behind his back Oh, cant make. hands. meet.OPENING TITLES Scene: Hallway between the apartments. Chandler comes out wearing spandex, jogging in place. Monica is there.CHAN: OK, lets do it. Monica looks at him funny What?MNCA: Nothing, just never seen you in little stretchy pants before.CHAN: And were changing. jogs back in his apartmentCut to the city street. Monica and Chandler are jogging. Chandler is lagging behind so he hops in a cab and takes off, leaving Monica behindScene: Back in Chandler and Joeys apartment. Chandler is doing situps.MNCA: Cmon give me five more. Five more.CHAN: weakly No.MNCA: Five more and Ill flash you.CHAN: One. . . two. . . two and a half. OK, just show me one of them.Scene: Central Perk. Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch. Rachel is working.CHAN: slowly lifts coffee cup to his mouth Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. slowly sets the cup back down Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. Joey intercepts the cup and puts it down for him. Shes insane, the woman is insane. Its before work, its after work, its during work. Shes got me doing butt clenches at my desk. And now, they wont bring me my mail anymore.Phoebe enters.RACH: Hey Phoebs, howd it go with Scott last night?PHOE: Oh, um, it was nice. Took him to a romantic restraunt, ordered champagne, nice.JOEY: The guy still wont put out, huh?PHOE: Nope. Zilch, nothin, uh-uh.ALL: Sorry Phoebs.PHOE: Look, I, yknow, I dont mind taking it slow, I like him a lot, yknow hes really interesting and hes really sweet and why wont he give it up?JOEY: Maybe he, uhh. drives his car on the other side of the road, if ya know what I mean.PHOE: No, whadya mean? Hes not British.JOEY: Maybe hes. . . gay.PHOE: Oohh, um, no, I dont think thats the problem. Cause we went, um, dancing the other night and the way he held me so close, and the way he was looking into my eyes I just like. definitely felt something.RACH: Yeah, but how much can you tell from a look?PHOE: No, I felt it on my hip. You could tell.Monica enters.MNCA: to Chandler Yo, Bing. Racquetball in 15 minutes.CHAN: Joey, be a pal. Lift up my hand and smack her with it.PHOE: seeing Ross kissing Julie outside the window Ooh, oh, Rachel, dont look.RACH: What? looks, feigns indifference Cmon you guys, I dont care, I have a date tonight.JOEY: Woah, woah, woah, you have a date?RACH: Yeah, Monicas settin me up.JOEY: But uh, uh, what about uh, Ross and uh. . .?RACH: Oh what, my whole insane jealousy thing? Well, yknow, as much fun as that was, Ive decided to opt for sanity.CHAN: So you really OK about all this?RACH: Oh yeah, cmon, Im movin on. He can press her up against that window as much as he wants. For all I care, he can throw her through the damn thing.Ross and Julie enter.ROSS: Hi guys.ALL: Hey.ROSS: Oh, Monica, I figured Id come by tomorrow morning and pick up Fluffys old cat toy, OK?MNCA: Only if you say his full name.ROSS: reluctantly Can I come over tomorrow and pick up Fluffy Meowingtons cat toy.MNCA: Alright.JOEY: to Ross Youre getting a cat?ROSS: Uh, actually, were getting a cat.RACH: Together?ROSS: Uh huh.RACH: Both of you?ROSS: Yep.RACH: Together.JULIE: Yeah, we figure itll live with Ross half the time, and with me half the time.RACH: Ohh, well, isnt that just lovely. Thats something the two of you will be able to enjoy for a really, really, really, really, really long time.ROSS: Hopefully.RACH: Well. looks at watch Woah, look at that! I gotta go, I gotta date. With a man. Um, OK, you guys have a really, uh, have a really good night and you two have a, uh, have a, uh, really good cat. she leaves carrying her tray then comes back in OK, were not supposed to take these when we leave.Scene