The One With Phoebes CookiesWritten by: Sherry Bilsing & Ellen PlummerTranscribed by: Eric Aasen703 菲比的饼干配方 钱德开始戴眼镜，大家见怪不怪，因为他们一直以为他戴眼镜。菲比决定把祖母做巧克力饼干的秘方送给莫妮卡作为订婚礼物，却发现该秘方毁于火灾。她和莫妮卡着手研究秘方的配料，最终发现那并非原创，而是雀巢饼干。瑞秋教乔伊航船；在教学中，她变得像她父亲一样刻薄。钱德为讨准岳父欢心而陪他消闲，两人在健身房尴尬场面不断。 7.03 The One With Phoebes CookiesChandler gets glasses but everyone thinks he had them all along(adv.始终 一直). Phoebe decides to give Monica her grandmothers chocolate-chip cookie recipe as an engagement present, but discovers it was destroyed in the fire. She and Monica try to figure out the secret recipe, only to discover that they are Nestle Tollhouse cookies. Rachel tries to teach Joey to sail his boat; she turns into her Dad in the process. Chandler spends time with Mr. Geller, and keeps having embarrassing moments at the gym. Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses.Chandler: Hey, you guys!Ross and Rachel: Hey!Chandler: So, what do you think?Ross: About what?Rachel: Yeah, what?Joey: What?Chandler: Are you kidding? Okay, Ill give you a hint; Ill give you a hint. (Points to his glasses.)Joey: Eyes! No, no. Your eyes! No. Chandlers eyes!Chandler: I got glasses!Ross: Well, you-youve always had glasses.Chandler: No I didnt!Ross: Are you sure?Rachel: Yeah-yeah, did-didnt you use to have a pair? They were really round, burgundy, and they made you look kind of ummburgundy n. 法国勃艮第红(白)葡萄酒/burgundy 做颜色讲时表示深酒红：一种介于暗灰或暗红色和紫红色或红棕色之间的颜色红葡萄酒的颜色burgundyburgundy eyeglass frameJoey: Feminine.feminine adj.女孩子气的Rachel: Yes!Chandler: No!Monica: Sweetie, I think the glasses look great. They make you look really sexy.Chandler: Really?Monica: Yeah!Chandler: (sitting down on the arm of her chair) You didnt think I used to wear glasses, right?Monica: Of course! (She mouths, I have no idea, to the rest of the gang.)Opening CreditsScene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebes, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches.Phoebe: So what do you guys want for an engagement present?Chandler: Thats okay Pheebs, were not having a party or anything, so you dont have to get usMonica: (interrupts him) If someone wants to give us a present, we dont want to deprive them of that joy.deprive of v.剥夺Rachel: Oh, yknow what you should getem? One of those little uh, portable CD players.portable CD playerMonica: Oh, I already have one. Phoebe: Not unless someone borrowed it and left it at the gynecologist.gynecologist n.妇科医生/Not unless 通常用于轻度的讽刺。直译为：除非才算没有Rachel: Yeah, and-and-and by someone, she means Joey.Monica: Hey, I know I what I want!Chandler: What we want honey.Monica: No, you dont want this. I want to have your grandmothers cookie recipe.recipe n.食谱 (糕饼等的)制作法Phoebe: You mean the chocolate chip cookie recipe?chocolate chip cookie n.巧克力薄饼干 曲奇Monica: Uh-huh, yeah.Phoebe: You mean the one that my grandmother made me swear on her deathbed that I would never let out of our family?deathbed n.临死所卧之床 临终之时Chandler: Dying people say the craziest things.Monica: I wanted it for years! I was gonna make cookies for my children.Phoebe: Break my heartOh, all right.break sb.s heart v.使某人很伤心Monica: Okay. Im gonna be the mom that makes the worlds best chocolate chip cookies.Chandler: Our kids are gonna be fat arent they.Joey: (entering) Ahoy!ahoy int.喂(招呼远处人的声音)Chandler: Hey! Hows the boat?!Joey: Great! Im really getting into this sailing stuff.Monica: Oh, so you finally took it out of the marina huh?marina n.小艇码头Joey: Why would I do that? It took three guys to get the thing in there!Phoebe: If you dont sail your boat, what do you do on it?Joey: Oh, its great! Its a great place to just kinda, sit, hang around, drink a few beers, eat some chips. (He says that as he sits, hangs around, drinks a beer, and eats a chip.)chip n.炸马铃薯条 炸洋芋片Chandler: Well, its good that you finally have a place to do that.Rachel: Yknow Joey, I could teach you to sail if you want.Joey: You could?Rachel: Yeah! Ive been sailing my whole life. When I was fifteen my dad bought me my own boat.Phoebe: Your own boat?Rachel: What?! What?! He was trying to cheer me up! My pony was sick.pony n.矮种马 小马Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are there. He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece.ear piece n.耳承Chandler: Do you know what I was thinkin?Monica: What?Chandler: Nothing, I just like to go like this. (Does it again.)Ross: (entering from the bathrooms) Hey Chandler, what are you doing tonight?Chandler: Uh why, do you have a lecture?Ross: No, why?Chandler: Then free as a bird. Whats up?Ross: My dad wanted to know if you wanted to play racquetball with us.racquetballMonica: Wow! Thats great! Dad must really like you, he doesnt ask just anyone to play.Ross: Yeah and he did