414 The One With Joeys Dirty DayScene: Monica and Rachels, erm, Chandler and Joeys, Joey is getting ready for a fishing trip and Phoebe is asking him about the fishing lures. Ross is playing with the rod, and Monica is pretty much just watching the on goings.Phoebe: (holding a lure) So now, what is this now?Joey: Guggly worm.Phoebe: (laughs and picks up another lure) And this?Joey: Glow-pop giggly jammer.Phoebe: (laughs harder) You make it so funny.Monica: (not wanting to be left out, picks up something) Hey umm, whats this?Joey: (examining it) Ohh, a hunk of sandwich from last year. (Monica drops the sandwich)Ross: (pretend fishing in the living room) Ohh, Gellers got one hooked! Ohh! Looks like a big one! Yeah, ohh! Ohh! (Swinging the rod back and forth) Its the classic struggle between man and(swings the rod and knocks over a lamp.) Someone knocked over a lamp.Joey: (going over and picking up the rod) Thats all right. Hey you guys, you know whats going to be great about the fishing trip this year? When my dad gets me out in the middle of the lake and gives me that, Joey, what are you doing with your life? stuff. I can say, Well, Im doing a movie with Charlton Heston dad. What are you doing with your life?All: Great!(Chandler enters from his bedroom, all depressed and wearing sweat pants, with the chick and duck in tow.)Chandler: You dont have to stop having fun just because Im here. Kathy didnt cheat on all of you. (To Joey) Well, except you. (They hug and Chandler goes into the bathroom with the chick and duck following him.)Monica: Hey, Joey, I dont think that you should leave Chandler alone. I mean its only been two days since he broke up with Kathy. Maybe you can go fishing next week?Joey: Look, theres nothing I can do for him right now, hes still in his sweat pants, thats still Phase One. Yknow? Ill be back for Phase Two, I would never miss Phase Two.Monica: Whats Phase Two?Joey: Gettin drunk and going to a strip club. Rachel: How does going to a strip club help him better?Ross: Because there are naked ladies there.Joey: Which helps him get to Phase Three, picturing yourself with other women.Ross: There are naked ladies there too.Joey: Yeah.Chandler: (opening the bathroom door and kicking out the chick and duck) Would you give me one minute! Please.OPENING CREDITSScene: Bloomingdales, Rachel is still dressing Joshua. He is trying on a pair of pants.Joshua: So, these will match the jacket you picked out for me last week?Rachel: Um-hmm. (Joshua turns to look in the mirror and leaves Rachel staring at his ass.) There we go. There it is.Joshua: (turning around) Oh! You know what I need? Rachel: Yeah!Joshua: Gloves. Brown, leather dress gloves.Rachel: Oh, okay. Uhh, well lets see. (Grabs his hand.) Youre aboutwell uh, this one is large. And this one(Grabs the other hand.)Joshua: Also large?Rachel: Yeah! Okay, two larges coming right up!Joshua: Okay.Mr. Waltham: (entering) Rachel! Could I have a moment?Rachel: Yes.Mr. Waltham: I-I was wondering, my niece you see is in from Londonwell Shropshire really but yknowwell shes about your age I say. Anyway I have tickets for the opera, Die Fledermaus, and I was wondering if youd like to keep her company this evening?Rachel: Sure. You got it. Great! Mr. Waltham: Oh, good.Rachel: Me, Fledermaus, great. I really(motions to Joshua.)Mr. Waltham: Ohh! Yes of course, thank you, thank you, thank you so very much.Joshua: So(Holds out his hands as to say, Where are my gloves?)Rachel: So? (She puts her hands in his, totally forgetting about the gloves, and hoping for something more intimate.)Joshua: Gloves?Rachel: Ohh! Right! Right, sorry, Ill be right back!Joshua: Uhh, actually yknow what, I kindaI have to take off. Rachel: Oh.Joshua: But, I was curious; do you have any plans for tonight?Rachel: No! Nothing!Joshua: I invested in this night-club and its opening tonight, would you like to come?Rachel: Yeah! That would be great!Joshua: Youre into hardcore S&M right?Rachel: (shocked) Well, I-I guessIJoshua: Kidding! (Rachel is relived) Im gonna get there early, but Im going to put you on the V.I.P list, okay? Look for me.Rachel: Yeah, great, you betcha!Mr. Waltham: (entering) I almost forget the tickets, didnt I?Rachel: What?Mr. Waltham: For you and Emily, tonight, Die Fledermaus.Rachel: Oh. Oh, right.Mr. Waltham: I think youll like it, it has two out of the three tenors.Rachel: Oh yay!Scene: Monica and Rachels, erm, Chandler and Joeys, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot.Chandler: Yknow, I cant believe Kathy did this too me. I really, thought that she was the one. I tell you what, from now on Im never getting out of this chair, ever! Okay? From now on, this chair is the one! You wanna what else is the one? My sweat pants!Ross: Come on, man! Just-just take the swe