关于教师节的简单英语作文翻译He ignored us and introduced himself. “My name is xxx.“ “Ah? Ha ha ha.“ The student”s laughter made his face white, red, purple. You asked me how I had seen it from him, and I was black. Don”t tell you!He begins to have a class! His words can make the students laugh, but still pure Heze dialect. “Although I have a long like a pig eight quit his brother, but I hope you can calm a little ah!“Well, you don”t understand me, I”m four high, blood pressure is high (well, I forgot.“. But in addition to these four, I certainly have not high, wages!“He has a lot of movement, his arms, his leg kick (of course not playing high). He will teach us “martial arts“ is a point not to stick at trifles. Self deprecating irony is the highest level of humor, he apparently did this point. According to him, he has been teaching English for more than 20 years. He is in Heze. And I know why he didn”t teach English.Although he always in self irony, I don”t know if he Is it right? Often mirror. But I know he is very optimistic, he suffered all the difficulties, but still optimistic, so self deprecating irony.This is my new teacher, “the brother of pig“. 他慢悠悠的踏上讲台，教室里的学生先是死一般的安静，然后爆发了响彻云霄的笑声。比黑人还黑的脸上戴着眼镜，胳膊似乎力量顶千钧似的（肥），大腿更能比下大象，还有啤酒肚，啊不，是西瓜肚（能装下十斤西瓜的肚子）。 他无视了我们，上来就自我介绍。“我叫。”“啊？哈哈哈”同学们的笑声令他的脸一会白，一会红，一会紫你问我怎么从他比黑人还黑的脸上看出来的，我不告知你！外表幽默的他开头上课了！他的一言一语都能令同学们笑僵，而且还是纯粹的菏泽话。“我虽然长得像猪八戒他弟弟，但盼望大家能淡定一点啊！”“唉，你们太不理解我了，我虽然是四高，血压高（嗯，后面的我忘了）但是除了这四样，我固然还有不高的，工资！”他还配了很多动作，将他的双臂挥舞，将他的腿踢起（固然踢不高）。他将“武功”传授我们之时一点都不拘小节。自嘲自讽是幽默的境地，他明显做到了这一点。据他所说，他已经教了二十多年的英语了，他菏泽版的英语我固然听不懂。而且我也知道他为什么不教英语了。虽然他每时每刻都在自讽，我也不知道他是不是常常照镜子。但我知道他很乐观，他承受了一切困难，却照旧乐观，所以才会自嘲自讽。这，就是我的新教师，“猪八戒的弟弟”。