小学生看的英语笑话小学生看的英语笑话篇1 Father：“Uh，oh，I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn.” 父亲：“哎呀，我刚才违规右转弯了。” Susie：“That s okay，Dad，the policeman behind you just did the same thing.” 苏茜：“没事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也这么转了。” 小学生看的英语笑话篇2 Where the Declaration of Independence was signed? 独立宣言是在哪儿签字的? Teacher：“Who knows where the Declaration of In dependence was signed?” 老师：“谁知道独立宣言在哪儿签字的?” Student：“I know，I know.At the bottom of the page.” 学生：“我知道，我知道。是在那页纸的底部。” 小学生看的英语笑话篇3 The si某-year-old John was terribly spoiled. His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum . Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmothers loving arms. When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.Was school all right? she asked, Did you get along all right? did you cry? Cry? John asked. No, I didnt cry, but the teacher did! 六岁的约翰娇生惯养。他的父亲知道这一点，可他的祖父母仍然宠着他。这孩子几乎寸步不离他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是闹。他第一天上学才离开祖母的怀抱。约翰放学了，他奶奶在门口接他并问道：学校怎么样?你过的好吗?哭了没有? 哭?约翰问，不，我没哭，可老师哭了。小学生看的英语笑话篇4 Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? 汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. 约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。 Tommy: Thats too bad. How did that happen? 汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。 第 2 页 共 2 页