HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER剧本(希望对大家的学习有帮助!)HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER1X01 - PILOTOriginal Airdate (CBS): 19/SEP/2005-Scene OneTitle: The Year 2030Ted Narrator: Kids,Im going to tell you an incredible story.The story of how I met your mother.Son: Are we being punished for something?Ted Narrator: No.Daughter: Yeah, is this going to take a while?Ted Narrator: Yes. (Kids are annoyed) Twenty-five years ago, before I was dad, I had this whole other life.(Music Plays, Title how i met your motherappears)Ted Narrator: It was way back in 2005. I was twenty-seven just starting to make it as an architect and living in New York with my friend Marshall, my best friend from college. My life was good and then Uncle Marshall went and screwed the whole thing up.Marshall: (Opens ring) Will you marry me? Ted: Yes, perfect! And then youre engaged, you pop the champagne! You drink a toast! You have sex on the kitchen floor.Dont have sex on our kitchen floor.Marshall: Got it. Thanks for helping me plan this out, Ted.Ted: Dude, are you kidding? Its you and Lily! Ive been there for all the big moments of you and Lily. The night you met. Your first date,other first things.Marshall: (laughs) Yeah, sorry. We thought you were asleep.Ted: Its physics, Marshall, if the bottom bunk moves, the top bunk moves, too. My god, youre getting engaged tonight.Marshall: Yeah, what are you doing tonight?(Scene Freezes)Ted Narrator: What was I doing? Your Uncle Marshall was taking the biggest step of his life, and me?Im calling your Uncle, Barney.-Cut to Later: Barneys in the barber shop, Teds talking from homeBarney: (on the phone) Hey, so you know how Ive always had a thing for half-Asian girls? Well, now Ive got a new favorite: Lebanese girls! Lebanese girls are the new half-Asians.Ted: Hey, you wanna do something tonight?Barney: Okay, meet me at the bar in fifteen minutes, and Suit up!-Scene TwoThe BarTed: Hey.Barney: Wheres your suit!?Just once when I say suit up, I wish youd put on a suit.Ted: I did that one time.Barney: It was a blazer! Ted: You know, ever since college its been Marshall and Lily and me. Now its going to be Marshall and Lily.and me. Theyll get married, start a family.Before long Im the weird, middle-aged bachelor their kids call Uncle Ted. (Barney hits Ted)Barney: I see what this is about. Have you forgotten what I said to you the night we met? -Cut to Flashback the night Barney and Ted metStill in the Bar(Ted is talking to another couple; Barney randomly joins them and interrupts)Barney: Ted, Im going to teach you how to live. (Teds shocked) Barney, we met at the urinal. Ted: Oh, right. Hi.Barney: Lesson one, lose the goatee. It doesnt look good with your suit. Ted: Im not wearing a suit.Barney: Lesson two, get a suit. Suits are cool. (Points to self with beer bottle in hand) Exhibit A. (Flirts to a woman unseen) Lesson three, dont even think about getting married till youre thirty. Flashback ends-Ted: Thirty, right. Youre right. I guess its just, your best friend gets engaged,you start thinking about that stuff.Barney: I thought I was your best friend. Ted, say Im your best friend.Ted: Youre my best friend, Barney.Barney: Good! And as your best friend, I suggest we play a little game called Have you met Ted?Ted: Wait.No, no, no. Were not playing Have You Met Ted?.Barney: (Taps a woman names Yasmine) Hi, have you met Ted? (Leaves and watches from a distance).Ted: (To Yasmine) Hi, Im Ted.Yasmine: Yasmine.Ted: Its a very pretty name.Yasmine: Thanks, Its Lebanese. -Scene ThreeThe ApartmentMarshall: Hey!Lily: Urgh. Im exhausted. It was finger painting day at school, and a five-year-old boy (takes coat off revealing a purple hand print on her right breast) got to second base with me. Wow, youre cooking? Marshall: Yes, I am.Lily: Aww.(They kiss) Are you sure thats a good idea after last time? You looked really creepy without eyebrows. Marshall: I can handle this; Im full of surprises tonight.Lily: So theres more surprises? Like what?Ted Narrator: Marshall was in his second year of law school, so he was pretty good at thinking on his feet.Marshall: BOOGIDY BOO! And thats all of them! Im goanna go.cook. (Leaves)-Cut to the bar, Ted is chatting with YasmineTed: Im so happy for Marshall,