实用文档Word格式、可编辑打印幽默英语故事演讲稿大全精选5篇 幽默英语故事演讲稿大全精选5篇 幽默英语故事演讲稿大全 篇2 BUYING A HAT A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one. Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might change her mind again so he tried to flatter her: An excellent choice, madam. You look at least ten years younger with this hat on! To his dismay, the lady took off her hat at once and said: I dont want a hat that makes me look ten years older as soon as I take it off. Show me some more hats! 买帽子 一位妇女到一家帽子店买帽子。她很挑剔，用了很长时间才选好了一顶。已经忍受到极限的售货员可怕她再转变方法，便恭维她：你做了极好的选择，夫人。你戴上这顶帽子看上去起码年轻十岁!但令他懊丧的是，这位女士立即摘下了她的帽子说：我不想要一顶摘下来便使我立即显得老十岁的帽子。多拿一些帽子给我看看! 幽默英语故事演讲稿大全 篇3 Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a girl asks him,Why do you buy so many tickets? How many friends do you meet? No, I have no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket. 汤姆是个小孩， 他才7岁。 当他去电影院的时候。那时他第一次去。他买了张票进去了。 但没过两三分钟他就出来了，然后买了第二张票又进去了。 几分钟后他又出来买了第三张票。 接着两三分钟后他又出来买票。 一个女的问她，你为什么要买那么多票啊? 你见到了几个伴侣? 没有， 我里面没伴侣， 但是每当我进门的时候一位大的女人老把我的票给剪了 幽默英语故事演讲稿大全 篇4 A little kid fell in love with another little kid, a school mate. Sometimes the kids think they fall in love when they have a crush on someone else in the class, when theyre eight or ten years old or something like that. So the eight-year-oldkid came back home and asked his father, Father, is it expensive to be married? And the father said, Yes, son, it is very expensive. So the son asked, How much does it cost? And the father said, I dont know, son. Im still paying. 有个小孩爱上了另一个小孩，对方是学校的同学。八岁或十岁左右的孩子有时会沉迷班上某个人，然后就以为自己恋爱了。因此这个八岁的小孩回家问他爸爸：爸爸，结婚很花钱吗?爸爸说：是啊，儿子，特别花钱。儿子又问：要花多少钱呢?爸爸说：我不知道，儿子，我到如今还始终在付钱啊! 幽默英语故事演讲稿大全 篇5 老板最大 There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot. There werethree parrots in the shop. One was $5,000; another one, $10,000; and the third one, $30,000. The customer asked the owner, How come this guy is $5,000? Thats so expensive for this kindof parrot. The owner said, Because I have trained him and he can talk. So the customer asked him, How about this guy? What can he do that makes him so expensive? The owner said, Well, apart from talking, he can also do some amusing actions,like dancing and so on. Thats why hes so expensive. Then the customer said, How about the third one? What canhe do that makes him so expensive? The owner of the shopsaid, I dont know. Normally, I have never heard him talk, nor dance, nor whistle, nor sing, nothing at all! But the other two call him The Boss. 有个人到一间商店买鹦鹉。店里有三只鹦鹉，其中一只卖五千元，另一只卖一万元，还有一只卖三万元。 顾客问老板：为什么这只要卖五千元?这个价钱对这种鹦鹉来说太贵了! 老板说：因为我有训练他讲话。 顾客又问：那这只呢?他会做什么?为什么要卖这么贵? 老板说：他除了会说话之外，还会表演一些好玩的动作，好比说跳舞等等，所以才卖这么贵。 顾客接着又问：那第三只呢?他会做什么?为什么要卖这么贵? 老板说：我不知道。我从没听过他讲话、吹口哨或唱歌，也没看过他跳舞，什么都没有!不过另外两只叫他：老板! 1