【206】 The One With the Baby on the BusOriginally written by Betsy BornsTranscribed by Mindy Mattingly Phillips mmattingindiana.eduMinor additions and adjustments by Dan Silverstein. Scene: At Monica and Rachels.MONICA: Who da wenny-Benny boy? You the Wenny-wenny-Benny-Benny boy, yes. Dont cry. Dont cry. Why is he still crying?wenny-Benny boy n.小不点ROSS: Let me hold him for a sec. There. (Ben stops crying) Huh? There we are好了.MONICA: Maye its me.ROSS: Dont be silly. Ben loves you. Hes just being Mr. Crankypants.cranky adj.任性的, 暴躁的,古怪的,脾气坏的/ Mr. Crankypants：罗斯的儿子本一沾姑姑莫尼卡就会哭，罗斯就安慰莫尼卡说，本爱你，他只是现在 有点像“怪僻裤子先生(MrCrankypants)”。这是一个著名的卡通形象，他经常说的两句话是“别烦我(Leave me along)”和“别碰我(Dont touch me)”。所以下文钱德勒说他也曾经约会过这样的一个女子，看样子钱德勒在那个女子面前碰过壁。 / Dont be silly. Ben loves you. Hes just being Mr. Crankypants: Crankypants is a famous cartoon character, now it becomes a sort of nickname anyone gets when theyre pooh-poohing(呸,表示藐视, 嘲笑) on someone or something. CHANDLER: You know, I once dated a Miss Crankypants. Lovely girl, kinda moody.moody adj.心情多变的，喜怒无常的ROSS: There we go. All better. (gives Ben back to Monica)MONICA: Theres my little boy. (Ben starts crying again)CHANDLER: Can I uh see something? (Takes Ben. When he puts him close to Monica, Ben cries. When he moves Ben away, he stops crying.)JOEY: Cool.MONICA: He hates me. My nephew侄子 hates me.ROSS: Come on, dont do this.MONICA: What if my own baby hates me? Huh? What am I gonna do then?CHANDLER: Monica, will you stop? This is nuts. Do you know how long its gonna be before you actually have to deal with this problem? I mean, you dont even have a boyfriend yet. Joey, she does not look fat.nuts adj.发疯的，疯狂的(Chandler has a basketball which he is moving closer to, then away from远离, Monica)JOEY: Goo, goo, goo, waaah!MONICA: That is so funny. Let me see that. (throws the ball out the window)JOEY: Are you ok, Ross?ROSS: I dont know. Whats in this pie? MONICA: Uh, I dont know, butter, eggs, flour, lime(n.酸橙,莱姆汁), kiwikiwi n.新西兰人【植】猕猴桃,奇异果ROSS: Kiwi? Kiwi? I thought it was a key lime pie.Key Lime Pie ：八零年代中期美国西岸一支融合ROCK、PUNK、FOLK、SKA及世界音乐的革命性乐团Camper Van Beethoven在1989年发表的最后一张专辑/Kiwi? I thought it was a key lime pie: kiwi is A woody Chinese vine(n.葡萄树)having brown fuzzy edible(褐色,带绒毛,可食用的) fruit with a green sweet pulp(n.果肉)Lime is the small globose(球状的) yellowish(微黄色的) green fruit of a lime with a usually acid juicy pulp used as a flavoring(调味料的) agent and as a source of vitamin C MONICA: No I didnt, I said kiwi lime. Thats what makes it so special. ROSS: And thats whats gonna kill me. Im allergic to(对过敏) kiwi.MONICA: No youre not. Youre, youre allergic to lobster(n.龙虾) and peanuts and-oh my god.ROSS: Ugh.MONICA: Oh my god.ROSS: Ugh. Its definitely getting worse.MONICA: Is your tongue swelling up?swell up膨胀=inflate/ Is your tongue swelling up: expand abnormallyROSS: Either that or my mouth is getting smaller.Eitheror:不是.就是., .或.MONICA: All right, get your coat, were going to the hospital.JOEY: Is he gonna be ok?MONICA: Yeah, hes just gotta get a shot打一针.ROSS: You know, you know, actually its getting better. It is. It is. Lets not go. Anyone for *Thcrabble拼字游戏?MONICA: Jacket now.ROSS: What about Ben? We cant bring a baby to a hospital.CHANDLER: Well watch him.ROSS: I dont think tho.JOEY: What? I have seven Catholic天主教的 sisters. Ive taken care of hundreds of kids. Come on, we wanna do it, dont we?CHANDLER: I was looking forward to playing basketball, but I guess thats out the window.ROSS: Ok, well, if you do take him out for his walk, you might wanna bring his hat, and theres extra milk in the fridge, and theres extra diapers尿布 in the bag.JOEY: Hat, milk, got it.ROSS: ? (speech garbled混淆的) Thro up a thro thro-a thro thro!JOEY: Consider it done包在我们身上./ Consider it done: this phrase means to make other people feel confident that upon submission of(在服从下) their requests, they will be taken CHANDLER: You understood that?JOEY: Yeah, my uncle Sal has a really big tongue大舌头.CHANDLER: Is he the one with the beautiful wife?(Central Perk)PHOEBE: Hey Rach, wanna hear the new song Im thinkin of singing this afternoon? I wrote it this morning in the shower.RACHEL: Ok.PHOEBE: (singing) Im in the shower and Im writing a song. Stop me if youve heard it. My skin is soapy涂着肥皂的, and my hair is wet, and Tegrin spelled backward is Nirget.Tegrin: 美国洗发水品牌，主要针对去头屑TERRY: Uh, Rachel, sweetheart, could I see ya for a minute?RACHEL: Whats up?TERRY: F.Y.I. Ive decided to pay a professional musician to play in here on Sunday afternoons. Her name is Stephanie. something. Shes supposed to be very good.F.Y.I=for your information告诉你/be supposed to应该,被期望RACHEL: But what about Phoebe?TERRY: Rachel, its not that your friend is bad, its that shes so bad, she makes me want to put