318 The One With The Hypnosis TapeScene: Central Perk, all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason.Monica: (to Joey) Whats so funny?Joey: Oh, nothing, no. Its an acting exercise, Im practising my fake laugh.Monica: Oh. (she laughs) Joey: What-whats so funny?(Chandler enters with a cigarette.) Gunther: (to Chandler) Oh, no-no, no-no-no, theres none of that in here.Chandler: Oh come on man! At least let me finish this last one.Gunther: Okay, but only if you give me a drag.Chandler: Okay.(Chandler hands him the cigarette, and he takes a long drag.) Gunther: Oh dark mother, once again I suckle at your smokey tit. (hands Chandler back the cigarette.) Chandler: No-no, why dont you hang on to that one.(He goes and sits down next to Rachel and puts a cigarette in his mouth, which Rachel takes away from him. He puts another cigarette in his mouth, and Rachel takes it away again.) Chandler: Okay, thats like the least fun game ever.Rachel: Well, Im really sick of your smoking, so I brought something that is going to help you quit. (hands him an audio cassette) Chandler: Oh. (takes the cassette and puts it on his arm like the stop smoking patch, and it falls off.) Nope, that patch is no good. (Joey and Monica both do their fake laughs.) Rachel: Come on, its a hypnosis tape. This woman at work used it for two weeks straight and she hasnt smoked since.Ross: Pffhah.Rachel: (to Ross) Whats your problem?Ross: Nothing, its just that hypnosis is beyond crap.Rachel: Ross, I watched you get hypnotised in Atlantic City.Ross: Hey, that guy did not hypnotise me! Okay.Rachel: Oh right, cause you always pull your pants down at the count of three and play Wipe-out on your butt cheeks.Phoebe: All right, yknow forget hypnosis. The way to quit smoking is you have to dance naked in a field of heather, and then bath in the sweat of six healthy young men.Chandler: Or what my Father called Thursday night.Opening CreditsScene: Central Perk, continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee.Ross: Here you go.Rachel: Oh, yknow what, I didnt want cinnamon on this.Ross: Sorry. (To remedy that, Ross scoops the cinnamon off of the top with his hand.) Frank: (entering) Hi!Phoebe: Oh my God! Frank: Hi!Phoebe: Frank! Hi!Frank: How are you?Phoebe: What are you doing here?Frank: Oh, well yknow, I wouldve called but I lost your phone number and then ah, my Mom locked me out of the house so I couldnt find it. And then, I tried to find a pay phone, and ah, the receiver was cut off. So.Phoebe: What happened?Frank: Ah, oh, the ah, vandalism.Phoebe: But, also, what happened between you and your Mom?Frank: Well, we got into a fight cause ah, she said I was to immature to get married.Phoebe: Youre getting married?!Frank: Oh, yeah!All: Wow!Phoebe: My little brothers getting married!Frank: Oh, I knew youd be so cool about this. All right, ah, hey, do you want to meet her?Phoebe: Do I?Frank: Do you?Phoebe: Yeah, I do, yeah.Frank: Okay, cool, all right, she just ah, parking the truck. (to Joey) Im gonna, Im gonna get my ah, my fianc閑 man!Chandler: Yknow, I wouldve bet good money that hed be the first one of us to get married.Phoebe: Yeah, isnt it fantastic?Monica: Yeah, ah, but Pheebs dont you think hes a little young to get married?Phoebe: What, hes 18.Ross: Exactly, itll be illegal for him to drink at his own bachelor party.Joey: Yeah, or-or to get a hooker.Chandler: Always illegal Joe.Frank: (entering with his fianc閑 Alice, who is obviously much, much older than he is) Hey! Hey! This is ah, my fianc閑, Mrs. Knight. (he points out Phoebe to her) Alice: Yknow it-its funny, um, Frank told me so much about you, but your not how I pictured you at all.Phoebe: Yeah, Im a big surprise.(Ross lets them both sit in his chair.) Monica: So, um, how-how did you guys meet?Frank: Well um, I was in ah Mrs. Knights ah, I mean Alice, sorry, Alice, I always do that. I was in her ah, Home Ec class.Alice: And he was my best student.Frank: Yeah, she was my best teacher. Alice: Ohhh. (They embrace in a very passionate kiss.) Chandler: If that doesnt keep kids in school, what will?Ross: And so now you guys are gonna be married?Alice: Yeah. Yknow we-we talked about just living together, but um, we want to have kids right away.(Both Chandler and Phoebe have shocked looks on their faces.) Rachel: Oh my God! Great!Phoebe: Wow, kids. Frank, are you sure youre ready for that?Frank: I mean, how hard can it be? Yknow, I mean, yknow, babies, yknow who doesnt want babies right? And besides yknow, I never had a Dad around, and ah, now-now I always will, cause yknow, itll be me. Right?Alice: Yknow, I mean, really we do realise that theres an age difference between us.Phoebe: Oh good! Okay. Cause you were acting like you didnt.Alice: Oh no, but when it co