1010 The One Where Chandler Gets CaughtScene: Central Perk. Everybodys sitting on the couch and Monica is eating a chunk of cake.Monica: (really excited) Mmh. this cake is amazing!Rachel: My God, get a room!Monica: I would get a room with this cake. I think I could show this cake a good time!Phoebe: If you had to, what would you give up, food or sex?Monica: (with no hesitation) Sex!Chandler: (looking at her) Seriously, answer faster!Monica: Oh, Im sorry honey, you know, but when she said sex I wasnt thinking about sex with you!Chandler: (to Phoebe) Its like a giant hug.Phoebe: Ross, how about you. What would you give up, sex or food?Ross: Food.Phoebe: Ok, how about. uhm. sex or dinosaurs?Ross: Oh my God. Its like Sophies Choice.Rachel: Oh God. What about you, Joe? What would you give up, sex or food?Joey: Uhm. oh. I dont know, its too hard.Rachel: No, you gotta pick one!Joey: Oh. food. No, sex. Food! Sex! Food! Se-I dont know! Good God, I dont know, I want girls on bread!OPENING CREDITSScene: Central Perk. Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and theyre sitting next to the window.Rachel: You gotta see these latest pictures of Emma.Phoebe: Oh, how cute!Rachel: Yeah.Phoebe: Oh, she looks just like a little doll!Rachel: Oh, no, no. That is a doll.Phoebe: Oh, thank God, cause that things really creepy! (looking outside the window) Look, theres Chandler. (hes on the street, talking to a woman)Rachel: Oh. Who is the blonde, shes pretty.Phoebe: OH! Hes having an affair.Rachel: Hes not having an affair!Phoebe: You know, Im always right about these things.Rachel: No, youre not! Last week you thought Ross was trying to kill you!Phoebe: Well, Im sorry but its hard to believe that anyone would tell a story that dull just to tell it! (looking outside) See, theres something going on with them. Look, hes getting into the car with her!Rachel: Oh, that doesnt mean anything.Phoebe: Oh yeah? Well, lets see. (she takes her mobile phone) Ok, duck down. (they both get down to hide themselves. Phoebe calls Chandler) Chandler: (picking up the phone) Hello.Phoebe: Oh, hi Chandler. Its Phoebe. Uhm. I know that Monica is working today so.(back to Central Perk) .I was wondering if you want to come to the movies with me and Rachel.Chandler: Oh, uhm. I have to work too. Yeah, Im stuck at the office all day.Phoebe: (shocked) Oh, well, its a shame that you-that you miss the movie cause we were gonna see, you know, either Liar, Liar or Betrayal, or. An Affair To Remember.Chandler: Those are all really old!Phoebe: Ok, then maybe itll be, uhm.Rachel: (whispering) Dude, Wheres My Car? Phoebe: (glancing at her) What?Rachel: Theyre in a caaar.Phoebe: (to Chandler at the phone) Okay, we-well talk to you later. Okay, bye. Rachel: Geez!Phoebe: Ok. Quick. We gotta find a cab and follow them.Rachel: Oh, yeah, ok. Let me just grab my night vision goggles and my stun gun.Phoebe: (patting her bag) I got them!Scene: Monicas apartment. Chandler enters the door.Chandler: Hi!Monica: Hey! You smell like perfume and cigarettes. Chandler: I was in the car with Nancy all day.Monica: Nancy doesnt smoke!Chandler: Well, at least the perfume is not mine, be thankful for that!Monica: So? What do you think of the house?Chandler: Its perfect. Its everything were been looking for.Monica: Isnt it? Then what about the amazing wainscotting and the crown molding and the dormer windows in the attic? Chandler: And the wiggle wharms and the zip zorps? (pause) What were the things you said?Monica: Dont you love the huge yard?Chandler: And the fireplace in the bedroom.Monica: And Nancy said that its really under price, because the guy lost his job and has to move in with his parents!Chandler: This is bringing out a lovely color in you!Monica: So? Do you think we should get it?Chandler: I dont know. What do you think?Monica: I think we should.Chandler: I do too.Monica: This is huge!Chandler: I know.Monica: How bad you wanna smoke, right now.Chandler: I dont know what you mean, giant talking cigarette! Oh, by the way, Phoebe called just as I was getting into Nancys car, so if she asks you, I was at work all day.Monica: Gotcha. When do we tell them about this?Chandler: We dont. Not until its a hundred percent. I mean, why upset everybody over nothing.Monica: Okay. Right. Oh my God that is gonna be so hard.Chandler: I know. Gooooood luck with it.Scene: Joeys apartment. Everybody except Monica and Chandler is there.Ross: I just cant see Chandler cheating!Rachel: Im telling you guys, we followed them out to a house in Westchester, the went in for like forty-five minutes and then they came out looking pretty happy!Joey: Chandler? Forty-five minutes? Well, something is not right. I just cant believe he would do this to Monica!