Rain Man Script - Dialogue TranscriptVoila! Finally, the Rain Man script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the Dustin Hoffman and Tom Cruise movie. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Rain Man. I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and Ill be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. You wont hurt my feelings. Honest. Swing on back to Drews Script-O-Rama afterwards for more free movie scripts! Rain Man Script Ive got four Lamborghinis that cant meet smog emission standards. How many times you wash out with E.P.A.? Sir, theyre clearing E.P.A. in a few days. Three times? Youre on a roll. Four cars, three times each. Thats zip for twelve. Are you a mechanic or a NASA engineer? I told you Ive never dealt with Lamborghinis. and yet you assured me that you could deliver the cars within that time frame. Dont tell me that, cause Im not even listening. Sir, I hardly think thats necessary. Ill explain that to my swing loan. Im into him for 200,000. Thats thousand, three zeros. I got my money tied up in these cars. If I dont get it, I am finished. - Do you understand that? - You have to understand our situation. I got a shark snappin at my heels. They couldve taken the car and my business 11 days ago. I am holding them off with a whip and a chair. I understand that. I know delivery is way overdue. This fuckin E.P.A.! The whole world is chokin on smog. and theyre gonna correct the situation by keeping my four cars off the road? Babbitt Collectibles. Have you tried cash? How much do these E.P.A. guys earn? Charlie, Mr. Wyatt. - Wyatt? - Yeah, about the swing Loan. If he doesnt get the money by 5:30, hes gonna come and seize all the cars. - I have to call you back. - You should talk to Mr. Babbitt. Tell him you watched me sign the check on Tuesday, then you put it in the mail. I need this. Come on. I wouldnt do that until you talk to Mr. Babbitt. His number? Hes on the road now. - He wants you to call him immediately. - Charlie- Tell him Im connecting to Barbados, arriving 1:30 a.m. - Charlie! - Lenny, Im standing right here. Mr. Bateman wants to back out on his car and he wants to take Mr. Webb with him. They want their down payments back. They found two cars at Valley Motors. Tell him that that was me on the line, the cars just passed emissions. and the E.P.A. paperwork will be in here momentarily. - You payin attention to me? - Yeah, Im Listening. Tell them also that Im knocking off five grand on both their deals. - Do you understand that, Lenny? - I got it. Mr. Bateman, that was Mr. Babbitt on the other Line. As it happens, the cars are passing emissions- What am I saying? The cars have passed emissions. Were waiting for the E.P.A. paperwork. Well have that momentarily. And because of your incredible patience. were going to knock off $5,000 on each car. Well, yes, youve been most patient. We really appreciate your patience. Well, thank you. Thank you. Ready for Palm Springs? You still want to go with all these problems? Were seconds away from closing this deal, clearing 75 grand. - Not bad for a couple of phone calls. - No, not bad at all. - You know where to find us, right? - Right. I got it under control. I dont want to be demanding. but could you possibly say 10 or 12 words before we get to the hotel? Consider it foreplay. Can you include me in some of your thoughts? Im just thinkin. Nothing special. Maybe theres something that youre thinking about that we can talk. If there was, Susanna, wed be talkin about it. Whats the big to-do about me thinkin? I just feel like Im going away for a few days with someone. Call me crazy. You wanna talk? Lets talk. How was your day? I feel youre excluding me from whats going on. Its not that I wanna talk. One of these again, Susanna. How did we get back to one of these? I dont want to- I dont know why I put up with all of this. You wanted to go to Palm Springs, and were goin. But I didnt wanna go alone. Ive been sitting in this car for- You wanna talk? Lets talk! This is not talking. - Yeah? - Charlie, this is Lenny. Ive been trying to contact you for a while. I got a long-distance call from Mr. Mooney, your fathers lawyer. Hes been trying to reach you. Your father has died, Charlie. Im sorry. The funerals tomorrow in Cincinnati. He said youd know where. - Ive got his number. - Thats not necessary. Anything else? - If theres anything I can do- - All right. - Im sorry about the weekend, hon. - Charlie, the weekend? I told